And another bloody thing . . . (There ought to be a law about that!)

Member Name: gollygumdrops

Product:	There ought to be a law about that!
Date:	08/01/02 (171 review reads)
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Advantages: I'd be happier

Disadvantages: It would cost me a fortune in taxes keeping the world locked up.

The following will be outlawed with immediate effect:

Fruit on pizza - it's just wrong. American Tan tights. Centre lane driving. Un house trained children in swimming pools - eeew - and little swimmers nappies are no defence. Kids in pubs, there?s no reason and no excuse. Jeffrey Archer novels. Channel 5, wasting good airwaves.

Economy brand fish fingers.

Cilla Black. Sitting with a group of friends in the pub while talking on the phone to another group who you will go see the following evening and spend your time ignoring while you talk to the original lot on the phone. Scratchy loo roll. Public toilets with no loo roll. Character ties/socks/boxers. Communal changing rooms.

PopStars/PopIdol/PopTarts.

Curry flavour Twiglets. Chinese restaurants that close on Tuesdays - it's the only day I want to eat Chinese. Smoking in bedrooms. Instant coffee. Weddings where two hours is taken up with photographs - you're supposed to be having the best day of your life, don't mortgage it for 6000 shots of which you'll keep 24 and only look at 12 times. Mulletts.

Clothes with the label on the outside. Tins that don't come with ring pulls - surely we've evolved beyond the can opener now. John Prescott. Saying 'Pacific' when you mean 'specific'. BMWs, or maybe just their owners. People who get to the head of the queue and then take ages to find their purse/wallet - surely you?re not surprised that you have to pay, you can?t be Sainsbury's millionth customer every week. Musak.

Marks & Spencers not delivering groceries - why oh why won't you deliver groceries. Saying 'why oh why'. The Weakest Link. Anne Robinson. Winking.

Discussing house prices in public.

Re packaging of laundry detergent - liquid, powder, super concentrate powder, tablets and gel tabs are enough - it's just bloody soap for crying out loud
. Peas. The National Lottery, the Daily Mail/Express.

Bill Gates. Late changes to the TV schedules. Handwash only clothes. Mobile phones that make any noise other than a ring. Sunday closing.

People who insist that tomatoes are fruit.

People who wear cheese cutter knickers outside their shorts at the gym (or anywhere else). People in the fast lane who leave their indicators on for miles - there's no more lanes for you to move into - boneheads.

Men who don't wear supportive underwear at the gym, that's just not nice. People who park across the lines taking up two spaces.

One hour photo processors and dry cleaners who can only get your pictures/suits ready for next Tuesday. Liars.

Expect the list to grow.

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