There ought to be a law about that! Reviews

I remember the day in question very well. I was sat in the kitchen having a cup of tea and listening to the news on the radio. To my utter horror, the newscaster announced of the governments proposal for a law to give unmarried fathers automatic rights. You may wonder why I was and still am so upset at this idea. Let me explain. My ...  Read the complete review

Heres ten more laws ready for my statute. 1) PROWLING COPPERS----------- You?re driving along merrily looking out for a parking space or kids running into traffic as you near town and there it is in your mirror. It?s the end of the month so the chief constable needs to run up his arrests using every vehicle he has stopping generally ...  Read the complete review

I put this E mail up for anyone interested: maidmarion .this opinion, is featuring I.A sucessful law against bullying. ------------------------------------------ Update :the Richard and Judy show are featuring ..... Richard and Judy, Channel 4 Friday 22 May at 5pm Richard and Judy are looking for a target of bullying ...  Read the complete review

Someone who you all hold very close to your hearts (i.e. me) will be rising to power very soon in an evil dictatorship filled with tears, sadness and so little joy that it would make you cry. (Well, not really, but I like people to know where they stand with me). As is the key to all successful governments, I will be bringing in some new laws and ...  Read the complete review

OK, lets set the world to rights. A basic assumption to begin - money makes the world go round. I don't think anyone can disagree. Why do we work? So we can earn money to buy the things we want and to pay for the things we need. Even if you yourself deplore capitalism, you are still forced to try and get money because you can guarantee whoever ...  Read the complete review

These are the rules that should be passed if they are not the planet will be ruled by dam dirty apes. Any of these offences will be punished on how often they happen the worst being forced to run around a small gym 1000 times the least being hit with a gaint mobile phone. 1. Fish Yes that is right fish plane old run of the mill fish ...  Read the complete review

Well yes there are laws about it in this country, but companies will always get around them and most often will win in court cases. I've chosen to rant about two companies: Microsoft and Nestlé. I believe they both have acted irresponsibly in the past and I believe they are still trading simply because they are large over bloated ...  Read the complete review

I`m in a moaning mood today so this category is just perfect. I don`t want to keep you all day so I`ll try to make this as short as possible. 1: First on the list has got to be people who don`t leave messages on answering machines. I don`t mean folk who hang up as soon as they hear the monotone voice, I mean people who will stand there, ...  Read the complete review

I will state my case calmly and quietly but if anyone disagrees then I am sorry but when there is a nuclear winter in 2058 I will give you none of my canned goods... Now I don't know if anyone of you adoring fans saw the television program MTA (model turned actor)on Channel 4 after Sex and the City(an excellent show) but I ...  Read the complete review

Cyclists ! Eco friendly ? Or just a pain in the arse ? Should be made to pay insurance, maniacs - Advantages: Eco friendly, free 2 run, Cheap maintanance - Disadvantages: Very dodgy transport, free 2 cause chaos, Scratch my car & i'll kill ya

I'm not a great lover of shopping, oh no-siree-bob. I see it as a necessity and as such I just want to get in there, get what I want, and get back out again as soon as possible. It's hard though, trying to find time for shopping while holding down a full time job. My choices are basically limited to weekends or evenings after work. ...  Read the complete review

There is a footnote at the end of this opinion. I am just a simple man, I know what I like and I can spot a pile o'shite from 100 yards! Art, in my book, is something tangible, something you can feel with at least one of your senses and it has to be something that pleases in more than one way. Take a ...  Read the complete review

As it was I who suggested this category some months ago I suppose I’d better offer you my suggestions. 1) “Phone-in Competitions”. Organisers of Competitions or Quizzes that require entrants to make Premium Rate Phone Calls must disclose : a) the revenue earned by the organisers from such phone calls. (Probably ...  Read the complete review

Now this really is an intriguing category. What to write? One's mind fills unbidden with all manner of annoyances and bugbears, and the chance to draft a law to combat some particular idiocy without the restraints of having to implement it in reality is too tempting to ignore. But what a quandary - of all the hundreds of annoyances that ...  Read the complete review

Heres ten irreverent laws I thought up as the rain came down and the sky got lower. 1) Getting ready for Christmas involves finding most of the paraphernalia in the loft. Walking up and down those rickety steps that don’t seem to be there when you flail your feet around getting down is a very trying experience. The decoration ...  Read the complete review

There should definitely be a law against this – unfortunately the Government want it. What is it? It’s the loss of one of our basic rights, that of privacy. Have you ever had the feeling that someone is watching your every move? Do you ever feel as though you are being spied upon? No this is not a massive ...  Read the complete review

There is a minimum wage for 18 year olds upwards but did you know that there isnt for anyone younger than 18 years old. I would make a law so that there was for 16 and 17 year olds. My daughter is 16 and was working in a travel agents as a trainee. It works out that she was only getting £1.00 per hour. There is no ...  Read the complete review

“Pull over. Yes, you. Are you aware that your signals are dodgy, and you’re leaving a trail of debris along the highway? I believe you to be in breach of the law, and drunk in charge of… a modem.” A solemn scenario, and sadly for those of us who are repeat offenders with little hope of rehabilitation ...  Read the complete review

I have tried to be careful to stick to the subject and not just list all my pet hates. When thinking about this one, I found I had quite a few. Disappointing as I have always valued tolerance. Compared to the serious stuff that has been covered so admirably by other members, I hope that you will not find them too lightweight. If some have already ...  Read the complete review

Paedophiles. "They should be butchered alive", "Lock them up and throw away the key", "Name and shame them", "They shouldn't be a part of society". How we panic when we hear the name paedophile and rightly so. There are a large number of sick individuals in society who prey on and get their ...  Read the complete review