There ought to be a law about that! Reviews

The following will be outlawed with immediate effect: Fruit on pizza - it's just wrong. American Tan tights. Centre lane driving. Un house trained children in swimming pools - eeew - and little swimmers nappies are no defence. Kids in pubs, there?s no reason and no excuse. Jeffrey Archer novels. Channel 5, wasting good airwaves. ...  Read the complete review

We have all done it, daydreamed about being able to make up laws and to fully enforce them, now thanks to Dooyoo we have the chance to share these made up laws with other people. So here are my laws. Some are non serious, some unworkable and some of the utmost seriousness. First of all a law that is of utmost seriousness, and of ...  Read the complete review

Driving is a nightmare sometimes, but on the other hand, sometimes driving can be a pleasant experience. It all depends on whos at the wheel and what they do and don’t like, but theyr’es some things that really really REALLY annoy me about driving, which gets me cross and then I transform into this spead freak who’s changing ...  Read the complete review

I´d be extremely boring *waits for all the comments saying "but you ARE extremely boring", to be honest when dooyoo created this category I pondered, was it made so that we could all post stupid stuff that isn´t really that important, but we like moaning about anyway, ooooooooor was it created so that we could actually post serious ...  Read the complete review

Now if I were a politition you would all dislike the laws I would try and sneak through on the quiet. Sport would be my first one. I am not biased so I would not choose just football but the whole lot of them. The law would be that they were banned from all television channels except the Sports channels that can show them as ...  Read the complete review

Having just read George Lazenby's opinion in this section I thought it was a great opportunity to voice some of my own cinema pet hates as well as things that generally annoy me in everyday society. So as I write I'm putting on the heavy armour, scowl and spandex to become Judge Dredd and enforce my own laws on the streets and ...  Read the complete review

Abide By These 3 Laws Or Else!!! ------------------------------------- No.1......I Hate Mobile Pests........ -------------------------------------- I really hate those mobile phone pests, you know the one who stands behind you in a queue at the local Tesco and rings and rings and rings...The ...  Read the complete review

1) Certificates should refer to mental age - and should be legally enforceable You may not know that cinema certificates are not legally enforceable. The BBFC provides advisory certificates which are accepted in the main by the licencing authorities - the local councils, who actually issue cinemas with their licences. A council can decide ...  Read the complete review

Strange isn't it? How we are legally binded by marrage, we need someone who is legally able to marry us, and have vows, without vows there is no ceremony. We need solicitors to get out of it, as well as a family court. Yet we can be unfaithful, have affairs, lie and cheat and thats ok, no laws against our emotions. To get married ...  Read the complete review

Folks all over the country are having to put up with fireworks all year round! There has been a change in the law which limited the sale of fireworks to the general public, to Bonfire Night, and 2 weeks before. Now, we can all buy explosives at any time. A shop near me was offering boxes of fireworks costing £5.99 on a buy one, ...  Read the complete review

As 'glasgowgirl' has previously said, what a great category this is. A chance to have a whinge and moan about our little pet hates. Some dooyooers have thought of laws that will never be passed and others have had more serious opinions. Mine should strike a chord with most normal people ~ SPITTING!! Spitting, gozzing, ...  Read the complete review

Here's my lighthearted list of things that should be banned, either because they're annoying, inconsiderate or just my own pet hates! People who park in the pick up point outside supermarkets and stroll in to do their shopping, oblivious to the angry stares of harassed shoppers unable to get to their cabs. People who ...  Read the complete review

I just ‘happened past’ dooyoo and caught sight of this excellent category. My heartiest congratulations to whoever thought this one up! Oh, how I have dreamed of such a category. Well, put it this way – if I had thought about it for just a ‘little’ longer – then I would have suggested it ...  Read the complete review

Keep pub names relevant! I'm not actually alone here, a while back an MP, Nicholas Winterton, tried to bring legislation in to preserve pub names by introducing a Bill which makes the name of a public house part of the licence conditions and be changed only after local consultation. Whilst doing the research for this op, I ...  Read the complete review

As usual im going to be very sarcastic and cheeky in these ambiguous categories. The cabby will no doubt tell me im a lunatic again but that’s the main reason I do it. No one will escape my sword of ignorance and justice for my new and impending laws. 1) No first year students should be allowed to have sideburns and that genetic ...  Read the complete review

Having worked with many children and adults on the autistic spectrum I have long maintained that everyone is "a little bit autistic". Some may view this statement as being a little politically incorrect, but I honestly believe it to be true. Autism can be a difficult condition to diagnose. It manifests itself in many different ways, in ...  Read the complete review

Just as I was thinking that there was no suitable category on Dooyoo to write about the latest subject that I wish to air, I stumbled across the most recent addition to Speakers Corner. "Perfect!", I thought to myself, so without further ado I would like to discuss a subject that I feel needs to be brought to the attention of the Dooyoo ...  Read the complete review

TV ads. for loans and credit Tempting people into debt. Firms who make delivery promises, Knowing full well they can't be met. Rudeness, lewdness, general crudeness, In short, bad manners in any form. Kids who say "F*** you" not "Thank you" Seem these days to be the norm. Homes where smoke ...  Read the complete review

With the jailings this year of Jonathon King and Jeffrey Archer, if you're anything like me, you might think it didn't matter whether they were guilty or not - they deserved a bit of hard time just for annoying us all so much over the years! So here, purely in fun, with a bit of wishful thinking thrown in for good measure, is my ...  Read the complete review

Now I first off have to apoliguise but I just could not resist this subject and so you will all have to bear with me whilst I ramble on but here it goes my all time top ten of laws that should be- 1. Here is the first and worst offending action anyone can make and what could it be The Dreaded house next door at Christmas when Mr Smith ...  Read the complete review