Dooyoo experience (Tips / Guides on Helping to Recruit Members to dooyoo)

Member Name: Zmugzy

Product:	Tips / Guides on Helping to Recruit Members to dooyoo
Date:	27/01/06 (178 review reads)
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Advantages: Will help others

Disadvantages: Might be useless

Q. When did you join Dooyoo?

I cannot remember that far back... I think it was just before Christmas 2005


Q. How did you discover Dooyoo?

An unnamed relative who is a member recommended it to me and asked me to read all her reviews so that she could get more money. So it was really out of charity that I joined.


Q. Why did you join?

Keeps me off the streets and stops me spending long drawn out hours ordering vodkas whilst propping up bars. It's also good practice to write about things as one day I intend to write my autobiography.


Q. What was your very first opinion on?

It was a rant about that awful movie 'War of the Worlds'. If you haven't read it please do now because I did two similar reviews and put one in the dvd section and then one in the vhs section. And then people complained that I put the same review in two sections and that this was against the rules. So one review was deleted including all the Dooyoo miles I had accumulated for that review. I was devastated and traumatized at this and I'm still recovering. It almost put me on the road to ruin because for a while I started wandering the streets and propping up bars again.


Q. Did you find it easy to get the hang of Dooyoo?

It was difficult at first, especially when people said I was not useful. Then I began to learn something new everyday, for example, last week I learnt a lot about KitKats. I've also learn loads about chocolate biscuits, Terry Pratchett, breast feeding and what people have in their bags.


Q. Did you read other opinions before you posted your first one?

Yes, I did read a few,
but then again too few to mention,
I wrote what I had to do
and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way


Q. Do you write no/some/many comments?

I write comments when I can. I try to write something funny sometimes even though there are about 1% of Dooyoo members who have no sense of humour and will get into a right old huff.


Q. When you click on the list of Newest Reviews, do you read your friend's opinion no matter what they're on/according to subject no matter who has written it/preferably the opinion of new members?

I read those of my trustworthy friends. These are people who seem to know how to write at least a few coherent sentences and some who can write very nice reviews that are always enjoyable to read. I try my best not to read those who traditionally write rubbish or who give me bad ratings just because I gave them one... or those who never rate my review even though I rate their reviews... I really despise these fools. They belong in the bottomless pit.


Q. Do you write your opinions in one sitting?

Sometimes I write bits over a period of time. This is sometimes the time I spend waiting for a suggestion to come up. At other times I do write everything in one sitting. But like all great artists I can only write when I am inspired to do so.


Q. Do you use a spell check?

No need. The reliance on such tools will be detrimental to civilization and human progress in the long run. Eventually the machines will take over.


Q. Do you think you can improve you chances of a crown if you suck up to a guide?

Nah


Q. Are you a member of a forum or chat room?

I have recently joined the opinionators website but haven't as yet given any opinions.


Q. Does it get to you when members praise or condemn you?

Yes, it affects me deeply. I am either emotionally moved to tears and end up wandering the streets etc, or I leap into the air laughing out loud and jumping for joy. If the praise is really good, I'll go out on a shopping spree and buy a pair of colourful shoes for more than £20 and on the way home I'll go mad and give my self a nice treat at the local fish and chip shop.


Q. What did you do with your spare time before joining Dooyoo?

Whatever it was I have no regrets


Q. What do you wish for the future?

The Rain Forests will be saved
Pete Burns wins Big Brother and then goes into politics and bans the fur trade and cosmetic surgery
Liverpool win the treble
Chelsea will be relegated... eventually out of the football league.
The poor people of Russia get back the money that Abramovich swindled off them
Peace on Earth

But most of all I hope that my missing Dooyoo miles will be returned.

Summary: The dooyoo experience