Bushism? Blairism? Which is worse/ (Top 10 "Bushisms")

Member Name: janharper

Product:	Top 10 "Bushisms"
Date:	06/10/06 (127 review reads)
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Advantages: Entertainment for the world

Disadvantages: Sadly he doesn't even know how funny he is...I assume!

This guy could have his own one man comedy show and keep us all laughing for months. George Bush is perhaps better known for his 'Bushisms' that for anything else.....erm...apart from the was in Iraq, but that's another story.


Tony Blair has a way of talking and saying nothing but Mr Bush beats him, hands dow, for nonsense! These are some of my favourites.


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"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."—On the prospect of visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

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Well, whatever floats your boat, Mr Bush!



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I've reminded the prime minister—the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship."—Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006

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Am I to conclude that this split between United States and America is a sign of a dual personality problem?



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President Bush: Peter. Are you going to ask that
question with shades on?
Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times: I can take them off.
Bush: I'm interested in the shade look, seriously.


Wallsten: All right, I'll keep it, then.
Bush: For the viewers, there's no sun.
Wallsten: I guess it depends on your perspective.
Bush: Touché.


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—Exchange with legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten, to whom Bush later apologized, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

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"If the Iranians were to have a nuclear weapon they could proliferate."—Washington D.C., March 21, 2006

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I think that perhaps mr Bush should acquaint himself with the facts of life!


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"I want to appreciate those of you who wear our nation's uniform for your sacrifice."—Jacksonville, Fla., Jan. 14, 2005

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Sort of a biblical Jacob and Esau type sacrifice I assume!



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"[T]he illiteracy level of our children are appalling."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004
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Really? They should learn to talk proper like I does!


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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."—Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

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What an understatement! This explains everything.



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"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me." —Washington D.C., April 14, 2005

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Maybe this is a premonition!



LOL Thanks for the entertainment, Mr Bush.

Summary: Saying of a man far better equiped to be a stand up comedian than in such a powerful position.