Top Five Jokes

I love a good joke! It's usually the short plays on words that make me laugh out loud, but here are 5 jokes that tickle me time and time again; 1. After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband has always used a dildo on her... Wife "Explain the dildo you fool!" Hubby retorts "Explain the kids! B*tch!" 2. Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed Marty looks around the room and sees that ...  Read the complete review

Good or bad? Some find them funny! 1 what's pink and fluffy? A pink fluff 2 what's got 4 legs and goes ooooooo? A a cow with no lips 3 two elephants and a snake fall off a cliff A boom boom tisssssssss 4 whats brown and sticky A a stick 5 a blonde walks into a pizza hut and orders a 8 inch pizza. the guy behind the counter asks, "do you want it cutting into 6 slices or 8?" blonde replies "you'd better make it 6, i'll never eat 8!" just one more to make you smile. paddy and mick are working out by the side of the road, paddy is digging holes and mick ...  Read the complete review

If nothing else, I hope this makes you smile a little 1) The first is a three parter, please read out loud..... What do you call a deer with no eyes - no Eyed deer What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs - still no eyed deer What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and on fire - still no flaming eyed deer 2) A traditional husband and wife joke..... A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The ...  Read the complete review

If you laugh out loud, leave a comment. x In no particular order: 1) A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said: "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the one who wears the trousers in this relationship." With that she flipped him her knickers and said: "Try these on." He tried them ...  Read the complete review

So here's my top five funniest jokes, enjoy! 5. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the ...  Read the complete review