5 of the funnies for you (Top Five Jokes)

Member Name: pornstarx2

Product:	Top Five Jokes
Date:	04/09/06 (756 review reads)
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Advantages: Will make you smile & have a happy 5 seconds

Disadvantages: None unless you think the jokes are just sooo not funny then you might be bored to death

All this new Dooyoo is making me feel really thick i dont seem to understand anything anymore. I am very bored & am trying to post a short review on jokes. Hope this works lol

Havent really done anything too ligh hearted on here & thought this would make a bit of a change from the usual.

These jokes have made me laugh hope they can make you crack a smile & brighten up your day :-)

**Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?

They named him "Sum Ting Wong"

**A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “That driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

**What did the perverted frog say? Rubbit.

**Why won't tigger play with Piglet?

Because he's always playing with Pooh

**What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

Skid marks in front of the dog.



Thats all lol hope i havent offended anyone.

Summary: Some light hearted fun for you all.