The first jokes i could think of!! (Top Five Jokes)

Member Name: mathomas13

Product:	Top Five Jokes
Date:	10/11/08 (72 review reads)
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Advantages: Easy to remember

Disadvantages: The best jokes are the shocking ones, but i didnt want to offend anyone!

I love jokes, and i have not planned these, so they are more likely to be the first 5 CLEANish (not offensive i hope) jokes i think of, but i hope you like them anyway, i will try to add variety too, so there will be something for everyone, but we will see!

1. Whats the difference between an agg and a w*nk?
You can beat an egg.

2. Divorce lawyer: Im sorry Micky, but you cant divorce Minnie on the grounds of having bucked teeth.
Micky: I didn't say she had bucked teeth, i said she was f*cking goofy.

3. Did you hear the Beckhams have invited Gary Glitter onto their private yacht? He has accepted saying "I'd love to come on your little cruise".

4. Two monkeys in a bath, one says to the other: ooh ooh hah hah hah, the other one replies: if its that hot, put some cold in.

5. Why did all the women love Jesus?
(Stand up and open your arms as wide as you can to denote a long length) and say because he was hung like this.

I hope you liked them, they were the first ones to come to my mind!!

Summary: Jokes are what makes the world go round!