five funnies to brighten your day (Top Five Jokes)

Member Name: bruffyboy

Product:	Top Five Jokes
Date:	27/03/09 (147 review reads)
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Advantages: funny

Disadvantages: could be offensive

I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?!

My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. "It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age." "Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her appendix out!"

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a dump."

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?

Summary: just laugh