The 5 best jokes ever (Top Five Jokes)

Member Name: benlepensive

Product:	Top Five Jokes
Date:	27/04/09 (112 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: funny

Disadvantages: possibly not funny

Here are my top five jokes. I hope you find them funny.


Three men walk into a bar. The first goes up to the bartender and says 'I'll have a scotch please." The second man goes up and says 'I'll have a whisky." The third man goes up and says "You can't serve those men." The bartender looks puzzled and asks why. "If I told you I'd have to kill you," says the third man. The bartender smiles and asks again, so the third man tells him, then shoots him.



What do you call a dyslexic man with a spade on his head?......Don.



A great new book out, 'Men's Changing Rooms' by Seymour Cox.



What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear on a bridge? Thrown off.



Why did the bald man put a rabbit down his pants?
Because he had no hare down there.



I do hope you enjoyed these wonderful jokes.

Summary: laugh. no really laugh.