Fun fun fun (Top Five Jokes)

Member Name: daadr

Product:	Top Five Jokes
Date:	27/04/09 (203 review reads)
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Advantages: funny

Disadvantages: Maybe not funny lol

I personally dont find jokes that funny. But some jokes you just cant help but laugh. I am not a lover of long jokes as i seem to lose track half way through people telling me them. I love short, funny jokes.

I hate jokes that our horrible to people. You know when someone dies in the space of like 10 minutes jokes are going round.

Here are my favourite 5 short jokes than i can think of at the top of my head :)

1 - Job application - Police needed for G20 summit. Come early and beat the crowd.

2 - Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist? He got the sack.

3 - An old lady and old man tried to spice up their love life. The old lady buys some crutchless knickers. She goes downstairs sits on the sofa in a short skirt and opens her legs. "Are you wearing crutchless knickers" the old man asked, "Yes" replied the lady. "Good, for a minute their i thought the stuffing had come out of the sofa"

4 - What did the mexican fireman name his 2 sons? Hose a and Hose b.

That joke is better when saying it outloud lol

5 - What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.


They are my top 5 jokes i can think of. I have properly heard funnier but cant remeber lol

Summary: Jokes