My Top 5 Jokes (Top Five Jokes)

Member Name: dooeyyooey

Product:	Top Five Jokes
Date:	28/07/09 (136 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: They make me laugh or smile.

Disadvantages: None.

All the jokes I know (or at least that I have memorised) are music-related. The following are my 5 favourite ones.

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5. What's the difference between a puppy and a singer-songwriter?
- Eventually the puppy stops whining.

4. A lead trumpet player and his neighbour are talking about the value of their respective houses.

Trumpeter: I've just had my house valued at £250.000.

Neighbour: How is that possible? My house is exactly the same as yours and was recently valued at £100.000!

Trumpeter: Yeah, but I don't have a trumpet player living next door.

3. Why do violists smile when they play?
- Because ignorance is bliss and what they don't know can't hurt them.

2. What happens if you play blues music backwards?
- Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.

1. How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
- One. He'll just hold the light bulb and wait for the world to revolve around him.



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This category is only for five, but there are loads more so I have put some others on my profile.

Summary: My favourite 5 jokes.