Top Five Jokes Reviews

Here are 5 of my favourite jokes, i have many many favourites and it was hard to pick just 5. I hope you all enjoy reading them. 1) Electric Train A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son ...

Here are five of my favourite jokes at the moment. Of course a new day brings a new joke and my preferences change so often. You gotta love a love from time to time even if they aren't that good it's funny just to laugh. Of course jokes are good for the health as a laugh a day keeps the doctor away..... 1) A woman goes into an ...

ok. I am not really known to be a terribly funny guy, when it comes to telling jokes, so here are a few and you can tell me if i should stick to the day job, or if i have a career in funnies! 1. i was chopping carrots with the grim reaper the other day. You might say i was dicing with death! Ta-dah!!! (warned you i was ...

Top 5 short jokes! How do you get holy wateR? boil the hell outta it! What lies at the bottom of the ocean and quivers? A nervous wreck! Man runs to his doctor, doc i think im shrinking Doc: well you'll just have to be a little patient! Did Adam and eve ever have a ...

!I thought it was about time I shared a few of my favourite jokes with you. None of them are intended to offend, but if they do, then let me know and I will remove them (if I'm feeling in a reasonable mood!) Hope you enjoy them, and that they bring a smile to your ...

Jokes in order 1-5 A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You tell him off, I’ll hold your monkey.” Two weasels are sitting at a ...

Thought you might like these ones... Picture the scene… It's a cold winter morning, pouring down with rain. Along comes a postman worn out to deliver his last letter of the morning, he climbs the steps to the house when all of a sudden a huge Rottweiler jumps up at him with it's teeth knashing and growling. There is a ...

A joke is a series of words explaining something or telling a story, aim of any joke is to make the other person laugh. Verbal jokes have to be told in way that other people find them funny. My jokes are laughed at because they are not very funny. Believe it or not but jokes are serious business. Comedians tell them to packed audience. ...

I love jokes so how to pick 5 is a prob! Well.... As a coffee addict: You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. You ...

I think with jokes, very often it’s all in the telling. All jokes told with a thick accent are by definition hilarious to me. I also find it funny if the person telling the joke is wetting themselves with laughter before they even hit the punchline - If I’m already in a giggly mood, there’s nothing like a crap joke to provoke a fit of hilarity. ...

So, what jokes should I do for this review, well I have to start with one of my favourites: 1.) Why did the Hedgehog cross the road? To show he had Guts! 2.) No best jokes would be complete without at least one sexist joke. Feel free to replace blonde with man and brunette with woman if you ...

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the ...

1. On a flight to Singapore, a gentleman had made several Attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been0ccupied. he flight attendant noticed his predicament. ''Sir,'' she said,"You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he ...

So Sue me, there are two more than there should be. 7 reasons not to mess with a child... A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was ...

We’ve had the ‘Bushisms’ and as funny as they were they have eventually run their course except for maybe some unreported or future idiotic but on the whole comical quotes. The good news is though that there are other prominent figures that also have the ability to make people laugh with their speeches/interviews. There are one group of people ...

This is a collection of some of my favourite jokes. They have a science/computer theme to them. One of them may need a little bit of explanation for anyone fortunate enough to have never programmed in Prolog. Prolog has the most unhelpful error announcements of any programming language I’ve used. ~~~ A farmer was having a ...

This is a collection of children's quotes which I find really humerous. I know I'm only supposed to share five with you, but what I'm sharing is almost a BOGOF - there are nine!!! I'm sure that the parents amongs dooyooers (is there such a word?) will all recollect some weird and wonderful quotes from their own children, I know I ...

Top Five Jokes? I really don’t see why Dooyoo would want to include this on the site, but many others have written in the category, so here goes! My top five jokes include: Tony Blair, George W. Bush ……oh, sorry, you want me to tell jokes. 1. A man took his pet octopus into the pub and claimed that the creature ...

I was sent this today and thought it amusing enough to share with you. Perhaps you can think of a few more? Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same advertising slogan Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps ...

I was reading some jokes today, and i just must share them! They're not hilarious or hysterically funny, but, ah, just read 'em! ******************************************* A little boy walked slowly to school. 'Hurry up! You'll be late!' called a concerned neigbour. 'Ther's no rush,' he replied. 'They're open ...