Top Five Jokes Reviews

1 Essex Blondes As a lorry driver in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his lorry, and knocks on the door. The driver lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Tracy and you are losing some of your load." ...

I never thought it would be so hard to try to remember 5 jokes!!! I don't know if I would say they're my top five jokes... but if I can remember five then we'll be cooking with gas! ------------------------- Q: How can you spot a natural blonde at the airport? A: She's the one throwing bread to the ...

I've had a good day today and I've just read a some jokes by another dooyoo member that made me laugh so I thought I would share my own top 5 jokes with you, so here goes.... *** The Jelly Baby Joke *** A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch ...

It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14. A sexologist 15. A ...

Here I have decided to tell a mixture of rude jokes and some that will maybe not be the funniest things you have heard in your life but might provide you with a smile. Hope you haven’t heard them all before. 1. A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ...

1. A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's ...

I get sent loads of jokes while at work half of which would probably get me the sack if my boss knew what I was reading so at least as long as I post them on this site I cannot be accused of forwarding them on. Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led ...

okay seen a few of these 'top xxx' topics. Heres my contribution to relieve the monotony of reading serious reviews. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here" ---------------------------------------------------------------- A woman has twins, and gives them up ...

Here are my five favourite jokes most of which I have been sent to me by e-mail at some time or another I only wish I had the creative ability to think them up for myself. 1. A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who ...

I love jokes but unfortunately I laugh at the absolute stupidest jokes in the world. So if you by any chance laugh at these you must be as weird as I am. Joke 1 A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their ...

Most of these jokes I made up myself and there’s also a few I’ve heard off years ago. I start of with some story type jokes and finish off with some quick jokes. So here we go.... ----------------------------------------------------------- THE BOY NAMED FU*K YOU! There are 3 teenagers walking down a street called Fu*k ...

5. What did the chef say when he lost his turnip? Dont worry it'll turnup! 4. What does a pirate say when hes having a heart attack? AAARH ME AERTY! 3. point at a persons chest and say "whats that on your shirt?" then flick them in the face with your finger. 2-1 THIS JOKE IS 2 IN ...

Everybody loves to laugh and that is exactly the purpose of jokes and the people who I work with all think they are the funniest people in the world and to be honest at times they definitely are. Also my family all try to be funny but are not most of the time but they do have their moments. Because of this I hear jokes day in and day out and I ...

Just for fun, no offence intended towards anyone, hope it takes your mind off the footie even if it's for a few minutes! STARTING WITH... A LIST OF WORDS THE BRITISH USE AND SOMEONE’S (I GUESS IT WAS AN AMERICAN!!!) TRANSLATION OF IT!! sarnie - this is the edited version for, "Sorry honey." chip butty - ...