Top Ten Authors. (Top Ten Authors)

Member Name: TR'Costa

Product:	Top Ten Authors
Date:	22/09/01 (71 review reads)
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Here are some authors you should consider reading:

1) Macintosh, JR.

JR Macinstosh has written a big selection of books ranging from Not mash for tea again love, to not apple crumble for tea again love. He has a style which is very good. when you read his books you should read them in a sighing way.

2) Mrs. Hilda Lee.

Mrs. Hilda Lee as a child went to a boarding school therefore has had lots of experience about boarding schools. she is the next enid blyton. her stories are based around two girls called Patricia and jayne and in it she gives experiences about boarding school. the best book is the one where they have a midnight feast, but the name passes me by right now. i think it is Patricia and Jayne have a midnight feast but I cannot be sure.

3) Adam Bright.

He is a very good author.

4) Charles Manchester.

Ditto.

5) Madeline Simpkins.

Madeline has written some excellent books about dreams of football supporters. you should really check them out apart from some of them which are rubbish.

6) Lucia Van.

Lucia Van has written some interesting stuff. Originally a journalist she writes stories about her previous life. the opening line to her debut book (life after death) is "I do not believe in reincarnation but I did in a previous life" which i find very witty. She also has a lot of insight into Poopa Scoopers.

7) Tim.

I forget his last name but he writes some great cookery books. The best recipies you can by, like "Dead Rats legs from the sewers" and "Chocolate coated banana flavoured sugar".

8) Jeffrey Mackintosh.

This is JR Mackintosh's brother supposedly but I am not sure because they right stuff which sounds the same and no-one knows JR Mackintosh's real name. Jeff Mackintosh rights about space.

9) George Orwell.

He is in here because Animal Farm is brilliant.
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br>10) Peter Peterson.

He makes the greatest joke books with great jokes in them. An example of a joke is:

A man walks into a shop and asks for some pepper.

"Certainly sir, red, green or black?"

"No, writing pepper".

I roared with laughter at this one.

There are also some jokes with parental advisory on them.

Read these authors if you possibly can.

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