Celebrity love lives (Top Ten Celebrity Couples)

Member Name: pink_glitter

Product:	Top Ten Celebrity Couples
Date:	24/10/06 (397 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: some of the bizzare relationships can be interesting reading

Disadvantages: you have to feel sorry for some of them

I like to follow the world of celebrity, but after writing this review I realised that my list mainly consists of couples I cant stand, rather than those I like (I’m not actually sure if there are any celeb couples out there that I actually like), but their stories all make great entertainment in one way or another. Here’s my rundown….

1. TomKat

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, nicknamed TomKat by the media. I definitely think these two rank high on the list, just because of the weirdness of the whole relationship. They may have been together little more than a year, but in that time they’ve got engaged, had a baby, the ‘sofa hopping’ incident occurred and lets not forget Tom’s promotion of the unconventional scientology religion.

2. Brangelina

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, another couple who have their own nickname from the press – Brangelina. Personally I was gutted when Brad split up with Jennifer Aniston, as I thought they were a lovely couple, and I was quite surprised when he moved on to Angelina Jolie – I mean of all people! I’m not a huge fan of her, I have to admit, and I think her claim to want a ‘rainbow family’ is slightly strange – I mean, why is she doing it? What is she trying to prove? Again though, it’s a story I’ll follow with interest, I might even have a bet on how long before they divorce.

3. Heather Mills an Paul McCartney

OK, I know that strictly speaking they are not together anymore, but in the eyes of the law they’re still a couple so that’s why I’ve included them on here. I have never liked Heather Mills - even before she was married to Paul McCartney. I find her really false and patronising – you just get the impression she’s one of those ‘my way is the right way’ people, and she won’t let anyone say otherwise. The fact she ever got together with Paul McCartney surprised me, but really he’s just as bad. I think if you go through your life the way he has, with people telling you you’re fantastic all the time, you will start to believe it.

4. Wayne Rooney and Colleen McLoughlin

Wayne Rooney, footballer/thug, is dating supposed fashion icon (ha!) Colleen McLoughlin. What on earth does Colleen see in the ugly, red-faced, thuggish millionaire? I think the clue is in the question…
Arguably the queen of Chavs, Colleen is a constant source of amusement – especially to Closer readers, as she has a column in the magazine. My favourite ever quote from her column was ‘Bird flu is scary. I had a cold recently and felt miserable, so I won’t be eating chicken any time soon.’ Doh!

5. Britney and Kevin

Did anyone see that Britney and Kevin documentary? Bloody hell, what total crap – I couldn’t sit through the whole thing, but it pains me to know that those were 10 minutes of my life that I’ll never be able to get back. The whole thing is just bizarre isn’t it? International singer marries her backing dancer and has two kids to him in the space of two years – and then he decides to become a rapper! Hilarious stuff. Another relationship where I feel that divorce is imminent – surely Britney will wake up sooner or later and realise that this man is a total **** and is using the hell out of her.

6. Richard and Judy

I just had to do it. I had to add them on. My Nanna, bless her soul, would never watch them, as she used to say of Richard ‘That man talks filth’. It is really funny watching the pair of them – Richard butting in every time Judy tries to speak, and trying his best to bring a sexual element into every conversation. It’s a wonder poor Judy hasn’t smacked him one by now!

7. Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz

It’s nice to know that Justin is dating a better class of lady since his Britney days. I think they make a nice couple, and they both seem pretty down to earth – they’re not the sort to have themselves splashed all over the media every day. One of the few couples on my list who I actually like! I wonder when he’s going to propose?

8. Madonna and Guy Ritchie

The thing that strikes me most about this relationship is the fact that we never seem to hear anything from Guy - it’s always Madonna. I think he seems to be quite under the thumb – I mean I can bet you anything that there’s no way it was his suggestion to adopt a Malawian child…

9. Jordan and Peter

Oh God. Every time I see these two on TV they’re arguing. I just don’t get it with these two, but I do like to read their never-ending interviews in OK magazine (there’s one in there nearly every week). The two of them are just like chavs with too much money and not enough sense – always a good combination for a good laugh.

10. Mel B and Eddie Murphy

I couldn’t believe when I read that these two were going out! What an unlikely couple. Although this relationship is still pretty new, she is supposedly pregnant and getting married. I will definitely be watching this pairing with interest!

Summary: Top ten celeb couples - my opinion