My Top Ten Dream Girls (Top Ten Sexy Actresses)

Member Name: Cammij

Product:	Top Ten Sexy Actresses
Date:	25/06/06 (5329 review reads)
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Advantages: You can see them on movies

Disadvantages: they do not come to the local Pub

I guess this is a discussion review about who the top ten sexy actresses are. I don't want to brag but I have dated a lot of women that look like movie stars, but unfortunately they look like Camryn Mannheim, Rosie O'donnel and Kathy Bates and that woman who was leonardo Di Caprio's mom in what's eating Gilbert Grape. So I have all these actresses that I always dream about and watch movies. If you look like any of these stars and want to drink for free come down to the Lion and the Castle pub and look for a guy who usually sits on the corner and is big, like 415 pounds and I usually wear a green shirt from the lawncare company unless Chelsea or Real Madrid is playing on the Telly in which case I will be wearing their Kit unless I just came from my pipe and drum show and you will recognize the MacDonald tartan.


1. Kerstin Dunst. What can you say? Some sickos might talk crazy about interview witha vampire and all that but I discovered her in that movie "Bring it on" and then in Spiderman. She is just so fresh faced and clean and decent. She is liek the perfect bird next door.

2. Kiera Knightly. I just watched "Domino" tonight. I know she is on this site and will probaly read this review and give me a "NU" for not putting her first. But her role in that Star Wars rubbish. She showed Natalie Portman what for didn't she? And that King Arthur Flick where they made our King out to be some wanker from Kazakhstan or somewhere. She is the awesomemost hot action star. And those pirate movies? I wish I could admit to how many issues of Esquire magazine I bought when she was in it with an interview and she showed off one of those sweet little morsels. If you ever hear what the distribution of Esquire magazine is, just subtract 43 from it to know how many people really get the magazine. Just for the record, from that interview she will do more topless scenes but is ashamed of her bum.

3. Natalie Portman. She is just so alive and hot. She is like the "good looking Hilary Swank" And she is smart, she goes to Harvard or Yale which is like the Colonial equivalent of Leicester or at least a public cosmotology academy in Leeds. She is so bold and was able to still be stunning with all her hair off.

4. Paz Vega. Man in spanglish she was so bomb. Like a non slutty Penelope Cruz. The sort of bird you dream about seeing topless on the beach in Ibizia when you get you first camera phone. (I am not fooling any of you. You know Heath Ledger is my number one dontcha?) In that movie she seems so nice anc clean and decent and then I saw some movie called Lucita or something and she did some things on film that made me think of her much different but like her so much more.

5. Jessica Biel. Esquire called her the hottest woman alive. She is actually number 5. A wholesome Ali Larter as far as I am concerned. Or a nice Katherine Heigl

6. Jessica Simpson. She was in that Dukes of hazzard movie so I can count her. It is so hot that she was on TV and all that and that she cheated on that tool Nick.

7. Brittany Spears. I know once again not too many screen credits but enough. She just gets hotter by the minute despite the fact she keeps having kids. I guess what is hot about that is she is such a bad mother so in your fantasies you can know that she will put you first and not let her stupid kids get in the way of having fun, not like my girlfriend Nancy who refuses to leave the kids at home alone to meet me at the pub. If a 7 year old can not take care of a 3 year old and a ten month old baby they deserve whatever happens to them. It is called evolution for those of you who have never heard of Charles Darwin.

8. Helen Hunt/Lelee Sobieski These are actually the same person that has been reincarnated by some trickery involving wormholes, genetic engineering and cloning along with time travel. They are both so hot.

9. Meg Ryan. I know you probaly think is she is all old and stuff and you might be mad at her for cheating on Randy with that punk Russell. But she is classic and I have supported Chelsea...well since they got all their new players, but what I mean is I will support Chelsea for a long time and you just can't purge Meg from your memory because some new hot little tart is getting all the roles, right? All I have to say is "when Harry met Sally"

10. Brittany Daniel. You might not know her but she was in that movie called Joe Dirt. She is so cute in this classic water nymph way. She has a twin sister who isn't as cute, but it suffices if you need a twin fantasy now and then.

That is the ten hottest actresses on earth that I know about

Summary: 10 women I will always love