Top Ten Worst Celebrities

The problem with girlfriends staying over is the luggage they bring with them as reading material, forgetting they won't want to take it home, meaning us poor guys end up with some of their dire toss rags that put themselves out there as a magazine. Admittedly anything with Kelly Brook in swimwear is fine with me, the magazines themselves seem to be too full of annoying people and not enough of the rather attractive miss Brook in a bikini. You know what I officially hate the editor of heat magazine for putting only a few pictures of the gorgeous Kelly in it instead sadly filling the pages with tripe. Though sadly the editor of heat isn't a celebrity (and I can't find her ...  Read the complete review

Here is the Pert Abacus top 10 list of most annoying celebrities: At 10 we have Alan Freeman. I hate how I can't walk down the street wearing my Alan Freeman t-shirt and Alan Freeman hat without some annoying pleb shouting 'Not half' and 'pop-picker' in my general direction. To make matters worse when I play my compilation cassettes (taped from the wonderful invention known as the radio in the late 1980s) he is always on there announcing the records. Enough Alan I say, we know you famous so shut up now. No 9 is everyones favourite annoying teen Sir Patrick Moore. Yesterday I was shopping in Camden Town and saw Mr Moore across the road. He didn't ...  Read the complete review

Everybody seems to be putting the likes of Paris Hilton, Katy Price, Peter Andre, various Big Brother contestants etc etc in their top 10 worst celebs. Not that these people don't all deserve a slow and painful death but I'd like to offer a list of 10 names who get little or no mention in these lists and yet are fully deserving of derision. I will attempt to justify each choice with at least 1 example of their uselessness. So, if I had a rifle and just 10 bullets and was prohibited from assassinating any of the usual suspects on people's top 10 worst celeb lists I would be looking to (in no particular order) end the miserable existences of the following glory ...  Read the complete review

It's a well known fact that today's culture is obsessed with celebrity. I myself enjoy reading the glossy magazines to relax and for a bit of fun looking at pictures and wondering why celebrity x though it was a good idea to wear that. But I swear some celebrities were made "famous" just to annoy the hell out of people........! 1. Vanessa Feltz Although this list is not in any particular order, I have to say this woman is possibly the most annoying person on the planet. Oh my god, even thinking about her annoys me. I don't actually know what she does these days except for popping up as a guest on a panel show or being a talking head on ...  Read the complete review

I just wanted say thank you to everyone who rated me, because my car got through it's MOT with just a replaced Ball Joint! Whoo so thank you for rating me, saving for my Tax now! I have been complaining a lot just recently at work about these so called celebrities and the whole idea that they are so much better than we are.. Honestly what makes a celebrity so much different to the rest of us? A few thousand pounds/dollars in the bank? Or just the overwhelming desire for everyone to see them all the time regardless of how they look.. Or is that just a reason for them to complain? So which celebrities really wind me up? In no particular ...  Read the complete review