My Bottom of the Barrel list (Top Ten Worst Celebrities)

Member Name: shroud

Product:	Top Ten Worst Celebrities
Date:	22/06/07 (227 review reads)
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Advantages: Could fall into obscurity and I would be happy

Disadvantages: not everyone will agree with my list but who cares!

Seeing few reviews on here, I decided to have a go myself. I have to admit to not knowing who some of the so called celebrities were in the other reviews, so I can only surmise they are some of the so called Z-list! Anyway, here are my top ten worst.....or shall we be honest and say they are the bottom ten? I present these in no particular order.

1. Paris Hilton.

This young woman insisted on making such a spectacle of herself and her life, along with her then friend, Nicole Richie, that she popped onto my radar. Doing the sort of stupid antics that makes Big Brother contestants famous for their 30 seconds, she comes from a genuine rich family with a pedigree of sorts, so the press simply had to report every move. Please stop! She is self important and truly inconsequential and we don't need to hear all about her every waking moment! It only makes her feel more self important and encourages the antics!

2. ANYONE from Big Brother, Desert Island, or any other reality TV show. These people may THINK they have other reasons for being on TV, but the truth is, they want peple to look at them and to make big bucks making an arse out of themselves. They think they are oh so great and the last word and everyone simply MUST watch them! YAWN! Even worse is when they try to go all prima donna and show they have business acumen and just make themselves look even stupider...so please don't make more shows based on them!

3. Simon Cowell. This man is just bad mannered. He can go straight to Room 101. I don't think being ill mannered is funny, or clever, but he thinks its a great trademark. YAWN...and go stand in the corner!


4. The Beckhams. yay. He is pretty good with a football and reasonably good looking. Yay! she once had a sort of pop career in an engineeered pop band and is also reasonably good looking. Problem is they know it and seem to think they are all that. YAWN. They need to remember that there are thousands of people just as good who go "undiscovered" and have better things to do than pretend be royalty. It's just bad taste. You want to use your fame wisely, use it to publicise a good cause and spend some of your money in its support. Plenty of good causes out there. In the meantime.....yawn!

5. Elton John. I used to love this guy! He was quirky and in the 80's had some particularly good pop songs. Oh my, he has just become tiresome. Always banging on about Diana worse than Burell, and releasing all sorts of versions of Candle in the Wind with called press conferences. It is time to retire gracefully, or actually bother to write NEW material.

6. Tony Blair. I know he is PM, but must he milk his fame? Calling for photo op after photo op for the smallest reason? If not in the news, making up an excuse for news? PLEASE! I don't CARE. Just do your JOB, and nothing BUT your JOB, without making up more reasons for your JOB. If you want a reason to pose for pics in order to flash your pearly whites, try out for a Colgate commercial!

7. Bush. Again...so what?????????? We all know he is a boob who makes embarrassing mistakes. Time was we only heard about these people if they had something TRULY important going on in the world of politics and intrigue, or signed a bill that impacted civil rights or something. But I don't need to know he inhaled an olive by accident and survived! Now if he insults the Chinese and they declare war, THAT' S news!

8. Jordan or any other page 3 model. I DO NOT CARE! I really don't. These people get "famous" doing their "modelling" and then perpetuate themselves by doing reality shows and Paris Hilton style antics. Occasionallly they invite the press as they try to out do the Beckhams with look at me gaudy excesses or boohoo with me over my kid's trauma etc type stories. I DO NOT care. I would rather read about the parakeet who called the 999 when he smelt gas! That is an accomplishment!

9. Peaches Geldof. Honey, I really do not give a darn you are going in a tent that looks like it came from Argos and are going to blog about Glastonbury! So are many, many other people. It's not news and its not even interesting!Discover the cure for cancer and maybe I will pay attention to you!

10. Dog the Bounty Hunter. Admittedly this is a strange one. but on certain TV channels, this guy and his fake boobed over bleached and over tanned wife look like escapees from a hard core trailer park, and act all "hard" for the cameras pursuing bounties on bail jumpers and what not in the US. Then they have their young children come in front of the camera and PRAY Mommy and Daddy will be safe on the bounty hunt, please Jesus. TACKY!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want to see the show, I don't want to see it advertised every 3rd advert, and I don't want to buy a TSHIRT. Just embarrassing!I don't even watch the show, but I know what they do from all the clips of promotion. ACK!

Summary: people think making a fool of themselves is celebrity