You Are A Celebrity - Get Out Of Here! (Top Ten Worst Celebrities)

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Product:	Top Ten Worst Celebrities
Date:	15/07/09 (151 review reads)
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I have been complaining a lot just recently at work about these so called celebrities and the whole idea that they are so much better than we are.. Honestly what makes a celebrity so much different to the rest of us? A few thousand pounds/dollars in the bank? Or just the overwhelming desire for everyone to see them all the time regardless of how they look.. Or is that just a reason for them to complain?

So which celebrities really wind me up?

In no particular order....

1. Paris Hilton

At 28 years old this heiress has annoyed more people with her antics than most could achieve in a lifetime, everything from sex tapes to being arrested in 2007.. So what bugs me about her? Well every time you see her talking to anyone she acts like the most ditzy idiot out there, using the phrase 'that's hot.' Could that honestly get anymore annoying?
The pure fact that she walks down the street and expects everyone to be all over her like a rash simply because she was once the heiress to a great deal of money.. Obviously money means nothing to her because she has said quite recently she really has no idea who pays her phone bill.. If only we could all live like that, unfortunately I know who pays my phone bill.. Me!

Another thing that bugs the hell out of me about this spoilt little madam is the fact that she is getting engaged all over the place, in the past 7 years she has been engaged 3 times and wanted to marry two other men in that time.. I really don't think she understands the idea behind a serious relationship to be honest..
Paris had some odd fascination with having a dog in a handbag - I don't care if she wasn't the first to do it but my god it is the most irritating thing to see, honestly put the dog on the floor it has 4 legs - if you think its too tiny to walk, get a bigger dog! But please take it out of the bag!!!

2.. Victoria Beckham

Ok so this lady annoys me because, it is just the pure fact that she is wandering around day after day with her thousands of pounds worth of bags hanging off her wrist, these Berkin bags or what ever they are called, according to reports she has enough to be worth a house! It just proves that she has far too much disposable income. Even though is any of that money really hers?
I just wonder if she hadn't married David and moved from city to city if she really would have the amount of money she has now.. If it hadn't been for her husband she would have just faded into obscurity because she doesn't seem to have an abundance of talent..

I'm sure I am not the only one who has noticed this, but since she moved to America, have you seen her in anything but sky scraper heels, taking your kids to a birthday party in 4 inch heels - not really appropriate.. Anyone else would go in flats or trainers, because kids are not going to be bothered if they trip her up.. After all it's her own fault for wearing stupid shoes that cost a fortune - another example of someone who has too much money..

3. Madonna

How does this woman get away with the stuff she does, seriously at 50 years of age would any woman want to be walking around in leotards and look genuinely like a bit of an old slapper? I know in 32 years from know regardless of what kind of body I have that look would definitely be off limits.. Seriously what kind of example is that setting to her kids?

Well not that her kids are even hers, why should she be allowed to adopt a child that has parents? Honestly, regardless of what Mercy's parents said, would you happily give up your child to that woman? I definitely wouldn't ok, so she cannot have anymore children of her own but there are plenty of children in America and in the UK who are orphans. Who would have loved to be adopted by Madonna, no offence to her new adopted child but she had two parents.. Madonna and her whole attitude to the world now, is a little bit obscured she seems to think the whole place revolves around her.. I know she has been around for a while but really think she should give the whole provocative dancing thing a rest!

4. Katie Price

This girl came from topless shots on a beach when she was a younger to being a successful businesswoman, with books, clothes lines and three children.. Why on earth now is she ruining all that by taking her clothes off on the beach in front of a bunch of holiday makers in order to make another raunchy calendar.. It is fair enough she wants to make money but for the past few years nothing has been said about her over the top calendars - is that because we were fine for her to do so as she had a happy relationship..

Now she just seems to get her face in every paper and look like she hasn't got a car in the world when she has 3 kids to look after! It makes no sense, and she contributes all her anti- depressant use to being married to Pete, which seems a little unfair! There was recently a documentary about her, where she seriously acted so spoilt, like everything should revolve around her - she wildly accused Pete, of having an affair.. To be honest I am surprised he put up with it like he did!

If I am honest if I saw her I would have a few words for someone who seems like a good mum but doesn't think about the consequences of some of her actions..


5. Lindsey Lohan

Honestly is this 23 year old anything of a serious contender for anything other than a bloody great slap round the face? In reality I don't think anyone cares about her incessant need for everyone to notice her, not only does she think going out with Mark Ronson's sister makes her cool, but her fluctuating weight gives her even more reason to think she should be gaining column inches.. When in all seriousness the only inches she should be gaining is round her waist..

When she was younger the films she did you could watch, now she appears to have dropped out of films and continues to do interviews saying she is in a good place and working on things.. What things? Any films in the pipelines we haven't heard about? Nah didn't think so.. Instead she put her venue of her 23rd birthday up to the highest bidder, now I cannot remember the exact figure but I know it wasn't a lot!

If she wants her fans back, she might want to ditch the not eating and regain a little personality!

6. Angelina Jolie

I know a lot of people like Angelina, but for some reason I cannot stand the woman.. The thing that bugs me the most is why on earth does she need so many of her own children then adopt however many others from all over the globe.. How many times have you seen a magazine article claiming that she can't cope, and that if she has any more children it could kill her.. Seems she doesn't listen because if she got pregnant again I wouldn't be surprised.

Another thing that bugs me about this woman is how she stands around and pouts whenever there is a camera pointed in her direction - there is something about her that makes me wish she would go away with those big pouty lips of hers, which I do wonder why people want to look like that.. Her lips just look too big for her face!

Angelina Jolie is such a goody goody - with all her aid work and such, yes it is a good thing to do but honestly does she need to constantly rub it in our faces? We can't all afford to give that much money or time, who does she think she's impressing trying to make us all feel bad..?

7. Lauren Conrad

If you don't know she is one of the little spoilt kids from 'The Hills,' who has one of the most irritating nasal voices that has ever been on television.. The girl never stops complaining about one of her ex-friends or one of the many boyfriends she can't stand to be without - even though she can't stand to be with them!

Lauren annoys me because she can't seem to keep a real grasp on life, people move on honestly, it is not worth fighting over a boy because you want to keep someone all to yourself - honestly girl grow up! I am ashamed to say I watch this show, but I keeps me entertained on a boring afternoon in the week.. Still I cannot explain how much the girl annoys me, she just doesn't understand the reality of life, and that's the thing that bugs me the most - because the rest of us normal people have to do it so why is she exempt! The best thing she ever did was leave the show!

8. Heidi Montag

Another one of 'The Hills,' gang that constantly whinges and complains because nothing is ever good enough for her.. This is someone who seems to get most things handed to her on a plate, she practically walked into a job that it would have taken a normal person a little while to get..

Even more recently her appearance on the USA version of I'm a celebrity, was one of the most irritating things you could have watched! Between her and her dumb husband they walked off the show numerous times, complaining about the camp and the rest of the contestants - funny thing is that they lookd so relieved when they finally left.. I wonder what it says about them two!

Heidi needs to get a grip on reality, not everything is about her and money can't get you everything.. If she didn't want to live in the middle of a jungle with a bunch of other 'celebrities' then she should have never signed up in the first place and we wouldn't have had to see her scrawny little face whinging all the time!

9. Miley Cyrus

For only being 16 she sure has more money than I bet she knows what to do with, this child has money, fame and yet she still proceeds to do things that are going to make people disgusted with her.. It is all for attention and that in a nutshell is why she annoys the hell out of me! Everything she does from going out with an underwear model to wearing backless dresses is all part of a ploy to get attention..

Short one I know but her attention seeking ways make me want to scream!

10. Bono

Having never been a U2 fan I don't really care that the music has gone down the pan, but I am sick of hearing him go on and on about how we should be doing more to help people less fortunate than us.. Hell if I had enough money I would - if only to get him to shut up complaining.. Combined with Bob Geldof we are living in a world were they seem to live making us feel bad that we haven't apparently done enough..

If he cares so much why doesn't he go out there and build all the Africans houses, a few tower blocks here and there would stop a few from dying for mosquito bites maybe.. Anything just to shut the hell up!


Anyway rant over for the time being!

Summary: Annoying, whinging celebs!