"Hello Ladies" (Val Venis)

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Product:	Val Venis
Date:	22/09/01 (279 review reads)
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Advantages: Extremely handsome, Great voice

Disadvantages: Brainwashed by Old White Socks

Well you know something, the big bal bowski is a lot like a cup of coffee. He's strong and very, very smooth.

Val Venis has been around in the WWF for years and he has stolen the hearts of thousands of women with his handsome looks and extremely manly voice. He has also won a lot of matches including a cage match against a 426 pound Rikishi. This proves he can beat anyone in the WWF.

Originally from Las Vegas, Val comes in at around 240 pounds and is about 6'2". He is a two time WWF European champion and also an Intercontinental champion. He also had one of the best pieces of music to come down to ever created in the WWF, everyone recognising whos coming down when they here the famous "hello ladies" duh duh duh duh. And he certainly matched this music with his magnificent ring entrance, all the women in the world, I would imagine, would stop what there doing and watch Val walk down in nothing more than a towel, do a very sexy dance then whip off his towel to reveal his purple pants. However, those were the old days. Now hes moved on and has stopped being one of the biggest studd muffins of the WWF.

For the evil minded Steven Richards (Old white socks) brained washed him into joining the self obsessed group of "The Right To Censor". This did nothing for Val, losing match after match, having the smacketh down layed on him, time after time. These where not good times for Val. However, this was soon ended with the split of "The Right To Censor", but Vals brain was and still is filled with whatever thoughts Old White Socks put in there.

What is needed of Val is for him to get his head straight, if he manages to do this, memories of him with titles around his waist will be relived and I'm sure all the women will start loving him, and all the men will start wishing they were him.

Overall, Val has great potential and if he were to get his head straight he would be living the good lif
e.

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