Waste Disposal For Your Body (Waste disposal)

Member Name: deb10

Product:	Waste disposal
Date:	18/08/05 (1055 review reads)
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Advantages: Elimates all the toxins and gives your colon a good clean

Disadvantages: You have no dignity

There is no catagory in DooYoo for Colonic Irrigation and though I have just submitted my details, Dooyoo never seem to reply.

So as the subject is about body waste disposal, I decided to pu it here for all to read. If I dont submit this now I might just delete the lot in embarresment. If Dooyoo add this catagory, I will move it to a more suitable location.

This isn’t going to be an easy review for me to describe. Ok, lets give it a go and I’ll try to spare the bad bits……….

>>>>>>>>THE REASON BEHIND THIS REVIEW <<<<<<<<<<<<&l t;

I have developed this awful problem since the birth of my daughter and she is now two. Basically certain foods make my stomach feel like my insides are trying to escape through my nostrils, it’s that painful. The only way I describe the pain is like having a contraction. For you men then the only way to explain that is imagine your trying to pass a turkey through your rear end. Hmmm, not nice eh.

I have thought the worse and even bought a testing kit for my pooh in the chemist. I have looked down the pan for any spots of blood or mucus that indicates there is any serious problem, but thank God, nothing.

I just get this incredible pain, pinching at first then it builds up and then the influx of Niagara Falls from my rectum. This lasts anything up to two hours and is very embarrassing. If I don’t watch what I eat then it can happen anywhere.

Imagine my horror that I was caught short in McDonalds not so long ago. My three children were all in the toilet waiting for the floodgates opened. Oh please, McDonalds of all places.

So what is the Colon? Basically it is about 6 feet in length, and moves at a slug type speed . This movement is called peristalsis.

Its these movements which pass the food waste along the three sides of the colon. Water is absorbed from the food into the body, turning the waste products into a soft solid or pooh as you know it. This is a mixture of indigestible remnants, unabsorbed water, and millions of bacteria. Finally, the faeces pass out of the body through your rectum. However not all of it gets out and the binding mass that stays is what the C.I. drains away,

What I have is a condition called IBS – Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Foods like pizza, garlic bread, chips and even coleslaw can bring on an attack. I do love the odd pint of Stella (yes I did say pint) and that also starts me off.
You don’t have to suffer just from IBS to have Colonic Irrigation. It is actually recommended to have a session monthly for a good clear out or detox which is the in word at the moment. When all your food sits in the colon, dehydration and stagnation occurs which in turn creates toxins (body poisons). Having a C.I. will alleviate any digestive problems.

It’s also good for acne sufferers in that it removes the toxins that build up in your skin. Its helps those with allergies, body odour, bad breath, fatigue, Colitis’s, and piles.


>>>>>>>>>>>>& gt;>SO WHAT DID I DO NEXT<<<<<<<<<<<&l t;<<<<<

I have done quite a bit of research on the internet about IBS and apart from keeping away from foods that trigger this, I decided what I needed was a good clear out. My friend goes regularly for a spot of Colonic Irrigation so I decided to join her, well not literally in the same room, but you know what I mean. I was also intrigued and hoped it would help this dreadful pain.

My pal attends a certain clinic in Berkshire and I booked an appointment to go with her. I waited two weeks for my appointment and it was going to cost £72.
Yes I know its not cheap but if it worked its money well spent.

The date arrived for us to go and the night previous I could not sleep. A few hours prior to us leaving, I actually dropped my guts down the big white telephone in sheer panic. The nerves had given me a good clear out alone, surely there wouldn’t be anything left now.

When we arrived I had to complete a questionnaire. Nothing to complicated but they wanted details of any health issues I had. Shortley after that you have a talk with one of the therapists to clarify anything you have written down. You can also ask any questions about the procedure and she tells you exactly what will happen to put you at ease. If they think you are unto it, you are then given a clinical gown to wear. No jeans and t-shirts in this place.
After I changed I was asked to climb on this couch. I was so frantic with nerves I actually forgot to take my knickers off. The nurse laughed and said she couldn’t do much with them on.

My mind was going over board; nobody has been this intimate with my ring, not even my husband. Here I am, on a couch with this glamourous therapist about to stick what I imagined to be a Dyson tube inside my rear end.

I was obviously not listening to a word she said as I tightened up and she couldn’t get entry. On the second attempt she showed me the size of the speculum and it wasn’t that scary so she asked me to go floppy .
This time it worked and though I felt it, it wasn’t as bad as I had imagined. It felt so weird, this is unknown territory and this was a virgin entry, exit only. I was scared to cough or sneeze.

The therapist in the room told me to relax for the next thirty minutes. With this speculum and tube hanging out and turned the music on, I still found it awkward.

The flushing out process started (its only water) and you hear the most embarrassing noises known to man.
Out through the down pipe is your waste matter. It comes through in fits and starts, not a gush and you can’t smell anything – yet!

After 30 minutes she inspected the bottle with all its glorious contents.

I was told all went well and to get dressed after she removed the speculum and pipe. It was easier going out than going in but still as embarrassing. I certainly wouldn’t like her job.

I felt a bit yucky and would have loved a shower but really wanted to get home. The rooms however are spotless and not too clinical.

I paid my £72 and was told to have a regular treatment monthly at a reduced rate of £50. I didn’t book another one at that time but might consider it again.


<<<<<<<<<<<<& lt;<<<<<THE RESULT>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>

I was told I might feel tired for a few days and possibly nauseas. Well I didn’t feel tired but I did have this sick taste in my mouth. After the first day I felt less bloated and my skin appeared to gleam. My hair looked shiny and my energy levels had doubled.

I erupted in a few zits, which I haven’t done so in my teens but this was a way of the toxins being released. All in all I felt better and clean inside.

You are told at the consultation what to eat after a C.I. and I was given a detox diet sheet which they like you to stick with. Whether I stick to this healthy eating regime is yet to be seen. I can imagine never eating a fresh baked bread again. This is one of the culprits that sit in your gut and build up over the years.

I’m not sure if I can go through the embarrassment of having my rear end on show either because though I have given birth, this is worse for your dignity. At least in labour all your inhibitions go along with your contractions.

If you feel like trying this and its worth it just to see the different colours and stages of pooh being extracted from your body, well best of luck. It is really good for you, so they say. Oh and boys, your allowed to go too. Though your bottle will be bigger than the ladies I expect.

thanks for reading

www.ultimatebalance.co.uk






PS: Be careful how you get off the table at the end of the session, I felt very light inside and slightly woozy, similar to a few Southern Comforts.

Summary: If you have the courage, give this a try.