What's in my handbag?

Firstly I would like to say that I am somewhat ashamed of the state of my handbag (along with my cupboards, drawers, wardrobe etc). As far as I am concerned mess that you cannot see does not exisit. Hope my mum does not read this!!
So here goes the contenets of my handbag today-

My sunglasses (Primark Special £3)

My daughters sunglasses (Tesco Special £1)

My purse (containing not that much)

My housekeys

Boots No.7 Liplicious Ultra Shiny Lip Gloss- Which I have never used.

A Bank statement from 19/07/2008

A receipt from the local swimming pool, dated 17/07/2008

An empty envelope ????

Half a packet of Tesco Peppermint Indegestion Tablets

An almost empty pack of Mayfair Ciggarettes (keep meaning to quit!

Three pens, none of which work

Two applicator tampons- just in case

Packet of tissues

Hair brush and makeup brush

Some loose change

And finally my car keys.

I dread to think what the contenets of my bag say about me as a person. I would like to be the sort of person who has a clean tidy handbag with only essential items and a few pretty extras, just never seem to manage.