The fantasies of a man who'll never win the lottery... (What would you do if you won the lottery?)

Member Name: stuff10

Product:	What would you do if you won the lottery?
Date:	08/09/09 (50 review reads)
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Advantages: It MIGHT happen

Disadvantages: It WON'T happen

I don't actually play the lottery, so all of the below is a bit hypothetical. But hey, a man can dream, can't he..?

I'd like to think that a lottery win wouldn't change me too much as a person, but unless it actually happens you don't really know. But anyway, here's what I'd do with the money:

Properties
I like the house we live in, but what millionaire would be seen dead in a house with only 3 bedrooms!? We'd buy a bigger house with lots of land, but I'd stay up in Sheffield to be close to our family. I'd have a massive cinema room, my own 5-a-side football pitch and a gym too! The wife loves going on holidays, so I think I'd have to buy a couple of holiday homes - probably one in Tenerife and one in Florida which we'd rent out when we weren't using them.

Holidays
We'd go on a holiday probably once every 2 months as we love getting away from things. We like sun holidays and city breaks, and I've always wanted to go to New York, Barcelona, Dubai and Australia - all of which I think we'd manage in the first year.

Cars
I'm not a massive car fanatic, knowing nothing about engines or specs or repairs, but I do know which cars I like the look of. My shopping list would be:
A BMW X5
A Seat Leon (although I am hoping to get one of these next year)
A BMW Z4
An Alfa Mito (just cos the wife doesn't like them)
Some sort of Ferrari/Lambo... just because I can

Work
I like my job and I enjoy doing it (I'm a web developer). I think I'd start my own business, moving into offices at Beautiful Downtown Bramall Lane. I'd hire my web developer friends to work with me and employ the wife as my personal assistant... stipulating that she has to wear the shortest, sexiest secretarial garments on the market. I'd encourage the team to work on their own projects and projects which they enjoy. They could have as many holiday days as they wanted and they'd be paid handsomely. I wouldn't worry if we made a profit or a loss cos it wouldn't really matter.

Gadgets
Being a computer kinda guy, I like my gadgets so I'd treat myself to: an iPhone (always the latest one) and a shiny new Mac. I don't need a Mac, but hey, they're nice to look at!

Football
I'm a big Sheffield United fan, a season ticket and love going to away games. One thing I would love to do is go to every game we play, home and away. I do my best a the minute, but the extra money would really help with some of the rip-off ticket prices we have to pay.

Misc
Just a few other things I'd like to do:
1. Rub my sister's face in it (she gets on my nerves sometimes)
2. Pay Facebook to make my profile golden with the word 'Millionaire' written on it
3. Kick Steven Gerrard in the nuts very hard, then hire an expensive legal team to get me off Scot-free

Summary: Rob want money