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Member Name: onlyliana
What would you do if you won the lottery?
Advantages: I would be able to buy lots of cheese.
Disadvantages: My purse would be a bit heavy.
I think the first thing I would likely do on discovering I had won the lottery is a very large wee, right there on the floor!!
Secondly I would have to compulsively check the ticket exactly 72 times just to make sure it was actually true, whilst screaming violently at any body who tried to touch the ticket to have a look.
Upon calming down and tucking the ticket down my bra/ under my armpit/ in my pants for safekeeping I would perform some sort of Lady Gaga-esque victory dance.
What do you mean you want to know how I'd spend the money rather than details of my bladder control (or lack of it)?
1. After quiting my job I'd head off on an extended trip around the world visiting Thailand, Malaysia, Cambodia, Indonesia, Australia and New Zealand first and then jetting to India and finally to LA. From there I'd love to drive across North America.
2. I'd give a large portion of the money to my immediate family and close friends. I'd buy my parents and nannan a new house and take everyone on an extended holiday somewhere lovely and hot.
3. I'd buy myself a lovely cosy little farm somewhere and raise pigs (preferrably micro piggies). I'd also buy a house near Earls Court in London as I love the town houses there and have a large spacious appartment in my hometown of Sheffield.
4. As for the rest I'd make sure I save and invest wisely to make sure the money sees me through to my old age. Very boring, I know, but I wouldn't want to splash it all on ridiculous crap and have nothing to show for it. I would want to spend some time finding charities to donate some money to so I can see the cash making a real difference.
Here are some of the smaller things I would buy with my cash.
Millions of books
A can of tizer