Top 5 worst things to do in the whole wide universe ever (Worst)

Member Name: nednod

Product:	Worst
Date:	15/02/05 (273 review reads)
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Advantages: might be funny at the time

Disadvantages: might get like, a bruise or something.

Seen as I very much like avoiding doing any work possible, and the fact that in 1 year and just over two months I can cash up my huge fat amount of dooyoo miles, I've decided to write another one of my oh so god damn brilliant reviews, on a topic which requires very little effort and no research at all, in the hope of getting one step closer to the big five-O sterling english pounds that I could so earn. Just think what I could purchase with that. Anyways, down to business, here's 5 of the worst things, yes a big whopping 5 things, to do, ever.

1. I'll kick off with something which is quite obvious, and I assume no one in their right mind would ever try doing, yes you guessed it, in at number one of the 5 worst things to do ever, is dress up as david dickinson and do a rendition of the Mr. Blobby song, as a practical joke, at your best friends funeral. It may sound asthough it could be quite humorous, and yes my friends, its hairylairyious, but its just not the right time. Relatives probably won't be impressed, although the odd one will have a little smirk at the edge of their mouth, and I don't blame them. The priest will probably try to ignore it, and carry on the service, but every so often say parts of the Mr. Blobby song, as it is, to be perfectly honest, a whopping great song and one that doesn't easily leave the head. Just don't do it, never good in the long run.

2. Numero two took me quite a while to decide whether or not i should put it on the list or not, but I think you should be aware of it, for it could turn out awful. Anyway, in at number two for the 5 worst things never to do is put a whole 12 pack of walkers salt n' vinegar crisps down your throat before sprinting 14 miles with nothing but a pen lid to cover your nipples. Now, many times I've tried this, but how I've regretted it afterwards. It seems such a fantastic idea, but whenst you arrive home, or wherever you set off to, you just feel quite frankly rather tired. I wouldn't however, comment insanity upon someone who tried this, more of admiration.

3. I've seen many a mad man attempt this, but not once have I ever attempted such a task, it's just completely impossible, and really theres not much point in it, it is indeed, trying to argue with a woman. What the hell is the point in that then? All that happens, is either she get's overly upset and starts crying, at which point you have to go, oh I didn't really mean it, oh you win, or she brings up the fact that you pick your nose and wipe it under the table up, which completely brings you down. As if a person would be so manipulative, it disgusts me. Thats why whenever I see an argument with a no tail coming, I just do a giraffe impression. Saves me a whole world of trouble.

4. Slightly ascue in the list, this is one of the worst things to do on your first date, especially if she's one FOXEH lady/woman is rub poo into her hair when your kissing her. It doesn't work, out of all the times I've tried it, I've never got any positive result from it. I often spend hours wondering why, but please, I've heard stories off friends of friends who knew the ladies, and they said it took 7 months to get the smell out. Now, I never thought it'd be that good, just use it on yourself in future.

5. Driving on the wrong side of the road sure is fun, thats why it's not on this list, no, in at number 5 is driving with long hair. Even if it's tied back, who not to say that the tie might not snap and put your hair infront of your face, covering your eyes, thus causing a situation which could lead to quite a horrific incident. Now, I'm not prejudice, especially against long haired people, my mum has long hair, but its just dangerous. Have you ever thought about the consequences of smashing into a car, with a woman driving with her only 3 sons in the car with her. All but the mother die, in agonising pain. How would one feel? Not too good, I imagine, inless your just some sick whacko jacko person.

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