You won't like me when I'm angry (Worst)

Member Name: pert_abacus

Product:	Worst
Date:	17/07/09 (40 review reads)
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Advantages: I get to vent my spleen

Disadvantages: you get bored

This week Mr Abacus is in an angry mood. Having had to threaten to stage a sit in at my local hospital over the care (or lack thereof) of my baby daughter I found my self pictured on the front of our local paper names as 'Angry Dad'.

If the cap fits, wear it....

As I'm in an angry mood I'm going to share with you the top ten things (in no particular order) that make me ANGRY:

1) The Prime Minister.We currently have a weak prime minister, weaseling his way through political life, trying to avoid any & all responsibility and the really annoying part is that he wasn't even elected by the those who live in England. I've nothing against the Welsh, Scottish (nb see point 3) Northern Irish but this dull man represents Dunfermline (or thereabouts) & if I'm not very mistaken that's in Scotland & they have their own parliament up there.
We're lumbered with a chap who can hand over more and more power to those north of the border so that he can live in a state with better health care, better pensions and where men are allowed to wear skirts without ridicule and we can't do a (expletive deleted) thing about it. If Scotland wants it's own parliament please can they also keep their politicians up there. The Scots don't want Brown up there & we don't want him down here.

2) Witches. I won't go into too much detail but feel free to read my review on witchcraft. And yes, my leg still aches.

3) Sporting events and the media. It really gets my goat that whenever an English person or English team is doing well in a sporting event the English media are fully behind them but then suddenly adopt a Scot if there's no English performing. I'm English & I'll support England but I've no vested interest whatsoever in any of the other so-called 'home nations'. That's probably got me into trouble with the politically correct brigade but I don't care how they do. It's taken as read that the Scots will cheer when England lose so why should I give a flying fig how they do?

4) The worst thing an animal owner can do is let them deficate all over the public pavements. I've lost count of the times when I've seen an owner stand there and watch their dog crap on the pavement & then just stroll off. If you contest them they just shrug & say they haven't got a poper-scooper with them. But if you follow them home and do a dump on their doorstep they're quick to call the police.

5) The Police. We must have the worst police force in the world. The PC brigade say arrest & tehy say 'how many'. I'm fed up with being stopped for crapping on peoples doorsteps, kicking old women, wrestling with iguanas in public places etc etc. Why can't they just go & arrest real criminals like women who wear thongs when they're size 20?

6) People on nude beaches. Yes, I know it's funny looking but you don't all have to point & laugh.

8) The number 7. I think it's unnecessary and I hate the way it looks like an inverted L.

9) Rain in the summer time. Why can't it just stop raining all the time? No-one needs to get this wet, this often.

10) This review has annoyed me, it's too rambling, dull, uninteresting and could hardly be considered useful and genuine. It doesn't really fit in the 'worst' category too well but another thing that annoys me is that on dooyoo they've lumped far too many categories under discussion & I couldn't be bothered to track down one that read 'angry'
Luckily dooyoo doesn't award points for writing in speakers corner so if this review has annoyed you don't rate it.

Well, I'm glad I've got that off my chest.

Thanks for listening

Summary: Bag of &%$* review