Yes it could be right (Would You Ever Wear Fur?)

Member Name: Cammij

Product:	Would You Ever Wear Fur?
Date:	11/06/07 (125 review reads)
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Advantages: warm, stylish

Disadvantages: I am not sure but wouldn't it smell bad?

I guess this is sort of a funny topic for me as I am one of the people who suffer from Congenital adrenal hyperplasia. Basically I am the hairiest person around. As a child I was called Captain Cave Man or monkey boy. I honestly have what could be called a pelt my back is covered with a grove of thick long hair. people mock me at the beach, some women even retch when they see me. If I would have lived in the wild west had I not been killed by cowboys who mistook me for a Sasquatch I would have baffled the Indians who would have had no idea how to scalp me. I wish I could just make a trite joke about this and say, "Would I ever wear fur? Only my white fox fur until labour Day"
I wish I was rich so I could answer that question. I can not afford fur, hardly can afford denim since it is so hard for me to hold a job. I can not work with the public since they often get so grossed out and my only trade I know is that I am a damn good welder-fabricator but I always catch on fire and no one wants to risk me around fire or machines, i got tangled up in a dough press at a restaurant one time. I am good with dealing with animals and dogs and cats seem to trust me more but there is no money in that. I would love to have a long trench coat made out of dalmations or a purple fluffy coat. I would wear lots of jewelry with it. I do not know if this is an animal cruelty issue or not. Why should anyone who eats any meat or wears leather shoes or has leather couches or interior in their car, why should they have a right to judge how animals are used. I know it is possible to live a healthier life, perhaps even healthier by consuming no animal products. I watch animals kill each other on Tv every day, should they be found guilty or abuse?
I do not know what I think of fur. There are far better ways to abuse animals, take my friend Helmut, he loves the feathered warriors, the gamecocks. He was once humiliated by a chicken in a big wooden box who would play tic tac toe with you for a quarter at the county fair. He was beaten by this chicken three times in a row and even though he was only 9 years old he had a girlfriend then and she told him she could not be with a boy who was dumber than a chicken and left him. She got hot later and was on the TV news but then some pretty wild lesbo sex tapes from her soprority days got her fired. But then Helmut worked at KFC in his teens and became completely apathetic to the humanity of chickens and now he just got busted for raising game cocks. Is it really abuse?
I wish I had furs. I mean beyond my own grizzly pelt. Not any old rabbit but mink. I would feel so sexy.
okk so here is my resolution. It is only right to wear the fur of animals that would eff you up if they had the chance. Essentially I am content to say, ok, you have declared war on humans so this is what you get, your fur taken as trophy to clad our warriors and lithe models. So it is ok, by my reckoning to use Grizzly bear, Polar Bear, Puma, Mountain Lion, Lions, Tigers, Saber tooth tigers if they get brought back by mad scientists, and of course bats. It is not okay to use rabbit, fox, mink, sable, cat or ground hogs. I think this is fair, if some animal has it in him to try to tear your head off and feed you to his babies he has no grounds to complain what we do to him. So I am like bring it on if you want some of this biped. Come on squirrels and chipmunks if you think you want to take it to the next level.

I am so drunk

Summary: Fur is no different than fish and chips