You find tomorrow's newspaper. What would you do?

When I first read the discussion review title about finding tomorrow's newspaper today my first thought would instantly be that the mushrooms picked in my mums garden yesterday and had in my spag bol were maybe of the magic kind as opposed to the edible-nice-with-spag-bol-kind, and the next thing if that were the case, I would find would be unicycling elephants singing the back catalogue of Lulu to me. Once established that I wasn't on some hallucinating trip or a DeLorean DMC -12 was not going to fly into my driveway with a mad looking scientist and Marty Mcfly offering to take me 'back to the future'. My thoughts turned to the obvious financial gain ...

If I found tomorrow's newspaper I would set myself up as a mystical prophet of doom for the day. I would scour the paper thouroughly and then memorize some of the more striking news events. That afternoon I would set myself up in a very public location ready to wail and chant. If possible I should be standing upon high, waving my arms is if possessed by some dark spirit of foresight. Success would be assured by managing to get myself on camera by seeking out and chasing any passing television news crew and reciting my message of woe and warning. The following day perhaps some of my words will have averted disaster. However in light of those cases ...

The thought of finding tomorrows newspaper is both the most exciting and frightening thing I can think of. I am a bit of a sci fi freak and having seen a host of storylines in books, tv and film of what damage (and good) can be done I honestly wouldnt know where to start. Would you be a Tru Calling and stop people unnecessarily dying, be one of the Halliwell sisters and try and warn people of events or Bif Tannen and try and acrue so much money you can rule the world - or do you beleive Jean-Claude Van Damme's Time Cop that you shouldnt mess with the past. I think the temptation to do a bit of everything would be overpowering but I have to say I ...