Challenge green squid with hairy lip. (Your Top 10)

Member Name: xxsaxonyxx

Product:	Your Top 10
Date:	03/02/06 (373 review reads)
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Although these reveiws have little or no point to them, they are fun and i do enjoy reading them so here is mine!

~~~what's the most embarrassing item you have ever bought?~~~~

God, there are so many of them! But I'll tell you a story that still makes me cringe today.

After missing a period a decided to go and buy a preggie test. God i was sick with embarrasment just standing in the isle. I kept thinking that people were thinking 'silly little girl got herself up the duff'(I look younger than i am, i have been asked for id for ciggies on more than one occation and im 22) So anyway i got one and rushed to the counter and paid for it. The woman didnt say anything so i nipped next door to my work toilets and did it.
So just about dead with the shock of finding a bright pink dot i decided to go and get another just incase.
I went to a different till so the woman who served me didnt see i was buying another but to my horror the till girl had a problem with the bar code and had to call over the same woman. I was trying not to go bright red but she sorted it out and had the cheek to give me a sympathetic smile.
So that test was positive as well but being a twat i though i'd do one more. (looking back it sounds crazy but i really needed to convince myself further) So i waited an hour or so and went in again. I didnt see the woman so i went to the isle and got another one and went to pay for it. While i was getting served a woman behind me leaned forward and said.
"They are very acurate you know, perhaps you should go and see the midwife."
It was the same woman waiting in the que after her shift! God of all the luck, i was so mortified.



~~~~Most embarrassing song you own?~~~~

Em... my man thinks all my songs are embarrassing but i think i did buy Ace Of Base All That She wants song when i was younger. I dont really by any songs anymore.


~~~~Worst present you've ever been given~~~~

My aunty once gave me a gift box for Christmas. It had anti wrinkle face cream 'for ageing skin' Anti wrinkle hand cream 'to make your hands younger and smoother' eye cream to help reduce crow's feet and some sort of cream that was meant to help reduce liver spots. What a great presant for a middle aged woman unfortunatly i was only 19 at the time and felt slightly offended.


~~~worst outfit ever owned~~~

A pair of snake skin plastic aqua blue trousers, my mother gave me. I will say no more.


~~~~best joke~~~

You need to read this one out load.

Je Vais the chef is standing in his kitchen cutting fish for his customers. He pulls out a squid, it's green and has a very strange hairy lip. Lifting his knife the little squid starts to cry and stares up at Je Vais with big sad eyes. Je Vais sighs and turns to his dish washer Hands. He explains to the big tattooed man that he doesnt have the heart to kill the green squid. So Hands takes the knife in his bear like hand and lifts it up ready to chop up the squid. But the little squid looks up at Hands with the same big sad eyes and its hairy lip quivers. Hands takes a deep breath and gets ready to kill the squid but as he brings the knife down the squid starts to cry. Hands steps back and looks a Je Vais shaking his head. He cant do it either.

The moral of the story?

Hands that does dishes
can be soft as Je Vais
With light green hairy lip squid.


~~~~worst joke~~~~

Is it the chicken one? No.

A man and wife are looking over the rail of a boat watching sharks. The man turns to his wife and tells her he is going to fetch the camera. When he returns there is a crowd gathered looking in the water. He asks where his wife is. A sailor points into the water and says. "The sharks ate her sir," The man gasps.
"Did they eat her whole?" The sailor replies.
"No sir, they left that bit. Look there is is floating over there."

Ooooh that is awful.


~~~~~~Whats the worst thing you've ever done in front of a new boyfriend/girlfriend?~~~~~

I cant think of anything too bad. Just the usuall. Smudged lipstick, masscara smears that i've walked about with and he's been to polight to tell me.


~~~~~~Whats the worst thing a new boyfriend/girlfriend has done in front of you?~~~~~

He hasn't done anything i can think of that i think is bad. I did when we were courting tie a helium balloon to the back of his jeans when we were out for dinner. Poor lamb didnt notice all night that wherever he went this balloon shadowed him. I got really worried that he might go mad when he found out that i tried to get it off. I couldnt do it and i had to tell him later that night. He took it well and we're still together so its ok.

~~~~~Worst date?~~~~~

Went out got very drunk and dont remember anything. However i did find the next morning that in my vodca saturated state i had scribbled countless obsenities all over the newspaper about the lad i had just went out with. Problem was i was in his flat and it was his newspaper. We didnt last long after that.


~~~~~Best date?~~~~~~

Jordan and i have never been on a date date but we did go to Amsterdam for a weekend. I had taked a few days supply of clothes and had to wear them all at the same time cause it was so bloody cold. It was nice though and i came back to Britian with a husband to be.

Summary: For the hairy lip squid.