WHO NEEDS TO LEGALISE LSD? (Absinth King Gold)

Member Name: paddythedaddy

Product:	Absinth King Gold
Date:	27/03/01 (1233 review reads)
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Advantages: A bizarre hallucenagenic experience

Disadvantages: You could wind up doing ANYTHING

If you haven't tried Absinth, try it now, you will not regret it.

I first tried Absinth about 6 years ago in Hungary (where it originates from) and they taught me the RIGHT way to drink it:

Step 1: Get a level spoon of Sugar

Step 2: Soak it in Absinth

Step 3: Set fire to the soaked sugar until the flame begins to die and the sugar starts to caramalise

Step 4: Stir the spoon furiously into the shot of Absinth

Step 5: Down the shot

Step 6: Wait 2 minutes

Step 7: Start talking to the orange Penguin now sat in the corner of the pub

Step 8: Repeat Step 1

Oh my god, Absinth is a very unforgiving alchoholic beverage. you know how Vodka creeps up on you if you're doing shots? Well Absinthe is less subtle, it grabs you by the Ging Gang's and shouts obscenities into your consciouness.

You can get Absinth in many pubs now but get this:

It is an unwritten rule within licensed premises (soon to be with precidence I'm sure!) that you can have only 1 Absinth per hour and no more than 3 in an evening.

This drink is great fun, it helped Van Gogh live out the famous Shakespearean monologue "Friends, Painters, countrymen, Lend me your ear" (or something like that!). I love it, I don't do drugs and never will, I imagine Absinth to be the closest I will ever get to an LSD trip.

Look out for my next album 'The White Room'.

Good luck with the "Loopy Juice"!

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