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the green god of strange visions (Absinthe)

tom00_uk

Member Name: tom00_uk

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Absinthe

Date: 10/04/01 (1172 review reads)
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Advantages: it gets you drunk

Disadvantages: it rots your brain

The stuff is great. You can only get two shots in a day from a bar. But that is all you need as it has hallucinatory properties in it so when you go to sleep you will have some of the maddest dreams in your life with out the use of drugs. So it roots your brain, smoking fills your lungs with tar and fat coats your artery walls with plaque, you are going to die any way so you might as well have some fun on the way. It is expensive to buy by the bottle but the enjoyment factor you and your mates will get from it is well worth it. I can honestly say I have never had the experiences I have had on absthinth with any other drink, it is one in a million. No party is complete with out the little bottle of green fluid that will make a party.

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Overall rating: Somewhat useful

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