Where's my lager...? (Beers - Comments & Comparison)

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Product:	Beers - Comments & Comparison
Date:	10/03/01 (15 review reads)
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Advantages: Good beer variety

Disadvantages: No lager

Where is the catagory for Lagers?
Imagine my suprise when I clicked on 'Food and Drink', to find the lager missing. Has anyone seen my lager? I only left it for a second! Surely lager is more important than beer in a young person's life. Are you aware that such a liquid exists? That golden performance of dancing bubbles, casually floating to the surface for their first and final breath; did you know that if you leave a pint for about 10 mins, yes it's hard, that the print at the bottom of the glass appears in the head of the pint.
Sorry, got off the point there.
Well I may as well give my top five lagers then; lager...uuuh!

Doodoodoodooo(imagine top of the pops music)

In at five, climbing one place this week, to the missfortune of another, is Becks. That wonderous liquid which has pleasured me on many occassions.
Moving up one place to four this week, after a titanic mid-week battle decided on the last day due to shortage of supply, is Grolsh. Not bad, dont talk about the morning after though!
Just creeping to number three this week is Carling, much to the annoyance of the hardened lager drinker.
It's been a tough week for the top two, but just being pushed out into the number two slot this week is Bud (possibly due to the annoyance of the Wasssuup ad).
So what is at number one. Well you guessed it, and for a record tenth week on the trot (pardon the pun) is Stella Artois; everyone bow down to supremecy, hail our worthy leader of the lagerites, please lead us into tempation, deliver us our evil, for thine is nunber one, with your power and your glory, forever and ever, hiccup..

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