Tramp Wee!!! (Carlsberg Special Brew)

Member Name: Mutalisk

Product:	Carlsberg Special Brew
Date:	20/07/09 (110 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: gets you very drunk, very fast, is cheap.

Disadvantages: fattening, induces sickness, causes loss of memory, integrity, social standing, and sense of self.

Special Brew is an extremely stong "super-strength" lager from Carlsberg. It is available from all major supermarkets and decent Off-licenses. It is mostly favoured by teens, the homeless, and the mentally ill.

It has a very intense flavour, and the hops are particularly harsh on the palete. It is likely to cause boozey shudders, although not too distinctive a bouquet for such a strong lager.

Offers generally encourage the consumer to buy just four cans, around the equivalent in alcohol content to eight cans of medium strength lager. Drinking Special Brew has a massive social stigma attached to it in respectable social circles as it is generally considered to be and oafish and offensive drink. Nonetheless, if this doesn't bother you, know that it gets you dangerously drunk, very fast.

The hangover is renowned to be utterly unbearable. Empty cans of this product are often found next to groaning tramps, who I would not suggest you approach. This product is barely passable, regardless of how desperate you might be. Nutritional Information Follows:

Serving Sizes kCal Fat(g)

Carlsberg Special Brew half 500ml Bottle or Can 172 0.0
1/2 Pint 196 0.0
500ml Bottle or Can 345 0.0
Pint 392 0.0

Summary: A product I would only just recommend to those desperate to forget.