Tea is best (Coffee in general)

Member Name: technoir

Product:	Coffee in general
Date:	23/05/09 (10 review reads)
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Advantages: Tea

Disadvantages: Coffee

Tea or Coffee,
The debate has raged for milennia.
The Chinese vs the Columbians, its a war none of us wanted to see but eagerly anticipated the violent outcome.

Tea.

Old women Love it. It Cools you down on a hot day. You can give it to the cat and they still drink it. Lovely with biscuits. Tea is great, but not green tea. Green tea is disgusting and anyone who drinks it should be drowned.
Tea has been our national drink for millions of years. Jesus drank tea at the last supper. William the conquerer always stopped conquering for tea. Winston Churchill fought on the beaches for a cup of tea. Tea is the drink of real people. If it was good enough for granny, its good enough for you.

Coffee.

Makes your teeth yellow and your wee smell. Coffee is evil, with a black soul. After a meal in a resteraunt, they always give you coffee, because they want you to leave. If they gave you a tea, you'd settle in for the night.
Coffee has been fuelling evil for millions of years. Judas Escariot drank coffee after he sold out. Genghis Khan used to bathe in Nescafe. The spanish inquisition was sponsered by aribica beans. Hitler loved it and Saddam Hussein always had a starbucks to hand.
Coffee is Satans black blood, tea is the tears of the angels.

To Sum up,

Tea rules

Coffee Sux

Summary: Tea Rules!