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Kellys Special Lager


 Kellys Special Lager Drink

Kellys Special Lager

 
Description: Lager, 2.8 percent Alcohol. Brewed in Australia since 1988.

Newest Review: ... into Chubstersville. So back to the job in hand, and believe me when I say you don't want to have one of these jobs in ... more

 ... your hand far less down your neck. Body : about as full bodied as Kate Moss. Taste : like water with the flavouring removed. Origin : Australia ['nuff said]. Alcohol Content : minimal [is that a small animal?]. Colour : no. Smell : slight whiff like an old beer mat. Sozzle factor : 1/10. As Eric Idle once sang "always look on the bright side of life", and luckily there is a bright side to this liquidized joke. If you so desire you can actually drink about three times as much of this stuff as a REAL lag...more

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Premium Review Kellys Special Lager: And Kelly can keep it... (321 words)
by - written on 18/03/01 (Very useful, 119 readings)
Rating:

Lager. Lag + er. And I'll tell you what my friends, this one certainly lags behind and is best left to 'er indoors. Before I tell you about this beast which exists only to sully the good name of lager I must say how tickled I am (in my bestestest Ken Dodd accent) - a lager category at last. Now all we need is a kebab section and we're rockin' and a rollin' into Chubstersville. So back to the job in hand, and believe me when I say you don't want to have one of these jobs in your hand far less down your neck. Body : about as full bodied as Kate Moss. Taste : like water with the flavouring removed. Origin : ...  Read the complete review

 

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