The Only thing good of France (Kronenbourg 1664)

Member Name: Cammij

Product:	Kronenbourg 1664
Date:	11/06/01 (90 review reads)
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Advantages: tasty, smooth, refreshing

Disadvantages: French, Small bottles, expensive

I hate France. I wish I could tour France the way Grandpa did-in a Tiger Tank, but no such luck. And I would never willingly buy anything from France but I tried this beer by mistake and fell in love with it.

I am on this airplane and this stewardess is like asking me what I am wanting so I tell her a Johnny Walker Black and some Pabst Blue Ribbon to chase it. She don't know what PBR is, and most reasonable decent upstanding people have no reason to know what it is. So I am like than give me a Blatz and she don't have that either. So I say then give me an Old Dutch. She is like, "Oh, Heineken?" and I said dammit woman if I wanted Heineken I would ask for it, I want Old Dutch (for you who don't know Old Dutch is some cheap nasty beer from the states). She gets flustard and hands me a can of Kronenbourg and splits.

I am not going to pretend otherwise, I am a drunk. I don't usually obscure the fact I am an alcoholic by buying an expensive Merlot or whatever, I drink pint after pint of draft beer because I like to be drunk. But for the first time I really like this smooth yet tart beer because it tasted well. It was excellent. I knew after my first can that I would drink this for the pure pleasure and delight not just to help manage my emotions, Expensive as hell, I have since found out and the bottles are too small but it just has a smooth fine taste that compliments the steaks I like to eat. And since3 it is so expensive and holds an air of dignity about it I find that I am less inclined to use it in a beer bong or just slam them back. I actually consume this beer because it is so delicious, it just floats and swims in your mouth giving your tongue a walk through flowers.

Don't go out and actually buy this beer, wait until you are on the aeroplane and ask for it.

And to anyone who says I have no business reviewing beer because I am a drunk....just go read some Nuns reviews of condoms or Musli
ms opinion of sugardale brand Bacon.

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