You DO NOT want to come home with me tonight luv!! (Lowenbrau Special)

Member Name: paddythedaddy

Product:	Lowenbrau Special
Date:	27/03/01 (63 review reads)
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Advantages: Doesn't taste half bad

Disadvantages: Ye gads it makes your bedroom stink in the morning

I dread walking in to licensed premises that only sell only Lowenbrau on draught. I like a good lager with the rest of them but Lowenbrau has a habit of repeating on you.

I don't mean to be too graphic, but the title of this suggests the effect that Lowenbrau tends to have on the digestive system.

**ANY LADYLIKE LADIES TURN AWAY NOW**

Guys (and 'Geezer Birds'), Lowenbrau is the alchoholic equivalent of too much turkey and nuts at Christmas. It affects the stomach like a strongly spiced curry and creates the most unusual amount of bottom gas attached to the foulest stench imaginable.

Come on now, we all like to cuff and whiff the occasional air biscuit, don't you dare disagree with me now! But PLEASE don't try this after a night out on the Lowenbrau's, I guarantee you will melt your nasal passage.

The Lager itself is nice to drink, not too unlike the amazing 'Stella Artois' but the ramifications of 8 pints of this loopy juice will guarantee that you will not wake up next to your dream woman, but a pile of vomit and a note saying

"Had to leave, my face melted because of your farts".

Its a shame that the Lager has this effect because it really doesn't taste too bad.

Attack this beer on a night out at your peril!

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