Legless n LOVIN IT! (Smirnoff Vodka)

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Product:	Smirnoff Vodka
Date:	20/03/01 (32 review reads)
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Advantages: Sharp, yet doesnt taste of paintstripper!

Disadvantages: The morning after!

OK....so im 17 and alcohol shouldn't have even passed my lips yet,but hey...EVERYONE does it!
I may not be an alki gurru but I know a good Vodka when i taste one.Ive been through soo many.From Aldi paint stripper {5pounds per litre} to Russian Pria, to Turkish Sidyl right through to the good old Smirnoff!In my opinion its the sharpest and leaves the least 'mingin' aftertaste in your mouth!It also gets you absolutely sloshed but doesnt give you half as much of a head ringer the morning after!
A litre bottle of 37.5% Smirnoff sells for the sweet price of 14.50 in my local offy,and i believe its well worth every penny.Doesnt last long....but tastes MIGHTY ffine!
Im not a lightweight,but sorry,i aint EVER drnking this baby straight because I simply aint got the gut to hack it.Its HARSH!
Heres a couple of recomendations to get you on your merry way!

1}Well its obviously got to be the famous vodka and black.Thats right..just as its name!Very sweet, but watch out for those Ribena marks...theyre not the sexiest!

2)Then there's the vodka with orange/coke/lemonade etc...BORING!

Now lets try something more experimental that gets you 3 times as plastered:

4}2 parts vodka
1 part whisky
1/2 part cranberry juice
top up with fresh orange
5}2 parts vodka
1 part Baileys
ice
6}2 parts vodka
1 part peach schnaps
1 part chinzano
top up with fresh orange
Now heres for the grand finalie.....................
I made this one up last summer for me and my best mate Nat,so after many strenuous hours of deciding what to call it...I came up with the most origonal...'Mel ala Nat'!
7}1 part vodka
1 part gin
1 part whisky
3 1/2 parts advocat
2 parts orange
top with cherryade
Make it in a LARGE glass{preferably lager glass } and add the ingredients as t
heyre written.You will have produced the most vibrantly glowing drink which consists of a bright yellow underneath band and pink head!It really does look fantastic.....and it tastes 10 times better!
Happy drinking folks!

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