*HIC* SMIRNOFF* HIC* MMMMM* (Smirnoff Vodka)

Member Name: michellemcc

Product:	Smirnoff Vodka
Date:	28/05/01 (93 review reads)
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What a great drink this is! I don't dink vodka much anymore but when I do, I like a nice tall glass of Smirnoff.

When I was 18/19, I drunk vodka all the time and have created some really good/bad memories in the process! Normally, I handle my drink very well, but Smirnoff just does something for me, it makes me paraletic!

One partucular occasion I remember was when I went to the pub with a friend. It was only supposed to be a quiet drink or two. But you know how it go's, two turns in to three, three turns in to four, etc,etc.
After 8 vodkas I was feeling a little drunk (my head was spinning, my smile was wonky and my words sounded funny, I guess was drunk!) We met some guys and one of them cracked a joke, I thought it was so funny, I threw my head back, but I forgot it was stool I was sitting on and not a chair, so my head didn't stop when I threw it back, it just kept going and going until it hit the floor! I blanked out for a few seconds and when I came round, people started sniggering and I suddenly remembered a loud tooting noise as I fell off the stool, yes, I had farted as my entire body plummeted down to the ground. Ha Ha, very funny, yes, joke over with. I thought I would try and go to the toilet to sort myself out a bit but when I turned my back on these guys, they erupted in to laughter again, this time they were almost crying. I laughed too, thinking they were still laughing at my clown act. But then my friend came running up behind me to warn me that I had ripped the back of my trousers and everyone could see my knickers! I ran to the toilet in floods of tears (vodka makes me tearful too) and we decided to do a runner from these guys and quickly made our getaway. We had to walk home, vodka still running through my veins, making me walk in all directions with my knickers showing and a large bump on my head!

I didnt mean to go on about the story so much but it was very funny when we laughed about it th
e next day. My point is, that Smirnoff can be very potent if placed in the wrong hands (for example, Mine!!) and is not to be taken lightly. Tastes good though, and no other vodka has the same effect on me as Smirnoff.

So, if you want to create memories, drink Smirnoff Vodka!!

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