Seen the everso charismatic puppy ad? (Smirnoff Vodka)

Member Name: GraemeB

Product:	Smirnoff Vodka
Date:	13/08/01 (127 review reads)
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Advantages: purity, crispness, impact

Disadvantages: price, possibly

Of course you have- not that Smirnoff can guarantee to deliver that degree of charisma to your average consumer though(!)
Smirnoff Vodka reigns supreme. As mentioned by others, its much smoother than cheaper brands- it isn't paint stripper- you can drink this comfortably and not feel ill. However, what really marks Smirnoff out as superior is simply the purity. There aren't unknown impurities lurking, and consequently the alcohol's effects are that much 'purer' also. I.e- it doesn't produce a 'fuzzy' drunkeness- you are in control, vision will remain crisp for as long as could be reasonably expected - you can still complete trains of thought! I find that Smirnoff tends to bring out a positive streak in my character- possibly due to the purity- you won't make a fool of yourself -(unless you drink foolish quantities...) I've also found that the aftermath is infinitely tamer than say a beer fuelled evening- whole days aren't written out as a consequence of the night before. I wouldn't really know what the coinosseurs of Vodka (if there are such people) would have to say about Smirnoff, and I make no pretensions to that end- I just know from personal experience that its a far sight better than those 'other' brands, which would do anything to wear that red label... PS- try the black label!

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