God save stella (Stella Artois)

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Product:	Stella Artois
Date:	08/03/02 (25 review reads)
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Advantages: beer, stella, drunk

Disadvantages: none, none, and er hangover

"When i was seventeen
I bought some very good beer
some very good beer
that i purchased with i fake ID
My name was Brian MacGee
I stayed up listening to queen
When i was seventeen" Homer Simpson

It seems to me i am going to grow up like him, every one remembers their first love... and mine is Stella Artois.

My local sells it on tap, and as you start on every fresh pint your only to grateful to hand over that £2.20 (ps please dont tell me if you can get cheaper stella, because it fills me with a jealous rage and i will find you, kill you and rape your corpse). I dont know what it is about stella, its just when its ice cold, whether it be from can, bottle or pint it fills me with delight. Now being a student you can imagine i am poor, but given the choice in a pub of having to pay an extra 50p (which is a bag of crisps) for a stella, say over carling, i dont even have to think.

Now to the real point: the taste, oh that taste. I can see the beer now, in one of those new style engraved stella pint glasses, the utter golden crisp delight inside just whispering gently... drink me... and you do, its beautiful its like a beer so delightful that it was made from the tears of angels, or gods urine (gods urine being a good thing) then after you finish you immediatly get another, and another and another. heaven in a glass

So long live stella and in the words of the greatest beer EVER here are a couple of quotes:

Reasurringly expensive (stella artois)

.... and

I'll have a stella thanks love and a bag of salt and vinegar walkers. (coolhandoli last tuesday lunch)

Thankyou.

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