Stella Artois Reviews

Stella Artois... you ask for a pint at the bar and it will cost you around £2.50, you receive one pint of Satans Severe hangover urine cleverly disguised as a dark and golden nectar with a snow white head. You proceed to sip the thick nectar as its cool oily freshness flows down your neck. After this your taste buds have been numbed you develop a ...  Read the complete review

Being a modern lady I'm not the sort to drink fancy cocktails and G&T's, give me a pint of lager any day! I like almost any lager with the exception of Miller Genuine Draught which gives me the mother and fater of all hang-overs - brain damage in a bottle. Stella is one of my fave beers. I like the clean crisp taste which is ...  Read the complete review

Well seeing as how I haven’t done a good booze opinion for a while I thought I’d do one on my very favourite beer. So what is my favourite booze? Well being a total ‘Hey Mel there’s a buy one, get one free special offer, let’s grab some before they sell out’ cheapskate, it just had to be one of the most ...  Read the complete review

Has to be one of my most favourite lagers, it has a very fresh, crisp taste and is very satisfying. The taste The taste is definitely top quality. It will blow you away. It has the kind of taste that will last in your mouth for ages but will taste the same. The taste gives the effect of success and joyfulness. The ...  Read the complete review

Stella Artois...an incredibly magnificent alcoholic drink, we at the AAA (Anti Alcoholics Anonymous) almost constantly consume this fine brew, the first time we tasted its beautiful flavour we were instantly addicted and one of us even proposed to stella one drunken night only to dump her as soon as the can was empty. The AAA have tried a LOT!! of ...  Read the complete review

So its the first time you walked into a pub, your still 16 and faced the bar trying to make up your mind about what to drink. Then something suddenly hits you that maybe you should try Stella it sounds cool. That first decision came 4 years ago in a pub that no longer bears the same name, however unlike the pub my drinking habits haven't ...  Read the complete review

wifebeater a deserved reputation - Advantages: can get you very drunk - Disadvantages: hangovers, amplifies you worst personality characteristics , an easy way to loose friends

stella gives hangovers - Advantages: tastes good - Disadvantages: too many additives

Yes my favourite topic alcohol. The one and only lager for me is Stella Artois. It is a Belgium premium lager. Imagine me (a female) is it hot, or is it me, getting hot flushes, well there is only one way to cool me down and that is a nice, cold, refreshing glass of Stella. Or is it cold outside and you need a pick me ...  Read the complete review

Stella is probably the best selling strong lager (5.2%) on the market but is it all hype ?. The taste itself easily puts it ahead of most lagers in the pubs today but it’s the aftermath that we need to worry ourselves about. Many people attend social drinking sessions demonstrate Stella abuse and after the night has ended have ...  Read the complete review

The scene: It’s 6.42p.m, Tuesday. My housemates and I have all been crippled by a cold. I can’t taste my pepperoni pizza. Hollyoaks is on the T.V. Me: We haven’t been out for ages. Housemate 1 (who I shall call Andrew): No. This cold is annoying me. I just wanna go out, but I’d just feel like shit. ...  Read the complete review

Just as I was starting to write this opinion, I noticed that the category information at the top states that is for Stella Artois, 6.5% alcohol, brewed in Belgium. Well, please forgive me if this is in the wrong category, but I will be writing about Stella Artois, 5.2% alcohol and brewed under licence in the UK. Incidentally, I didn't ...  Read the complete review

This was the first larger I had every tried, and naturally I was obsessed with it. It is so nice. Stella is bar far the best larger around. Firstly it is very smooth, it?s not like the disgusting tasting lagers around that the supermarkets make, but it has its own unique taste. Secondly it will taste good anywhere, for example, ...  Read the complete review

Some history on stella. Behold the tale of a town called Leuven and a brew called Stella Artois. Their destinies merged some time in the deep, dark past and now provide enjoyment for people in over 80 corners of the world. It begins with a brewery dubbed Den Horen, or "the Horn" dating back to 1366. The title of master brewer ...  Read the complete review

"When i was seventeen I bought some very good beer some very good beer that i purchased with i fake ID My name was Brian MacGee I stayed up listening to queen When i was seventeen" Homer Simpson It seems to me i am going to grow up like him, every one remembers their first love... and mine is Stella ...  Read the complete review

Like many innocent, starry eyed teenagers going to college for the first time I fell in love with the first full bodied blonde I set my eyes on. She’d been around a bit, she was experienced, I could not resist her charms and very soon I was under her spell. After some good times and some bad times our relationship ended and at that point I ...  Read the complete review

Stella the best beer in the world? no ... but don't smash your pint over the head of the nearest tatoo bearing basball bat wielding freak, its main let down is cans. Who put stella in a can? Please someone shoot that man, I'll personally pay you a vast some of money! In a can stella tastes like a cross between dog's p*** and the bodily fluids of ...  Read the complete review

Mon Dieu! I thought when I had my first taste of Stella in the pub. The exclamation came not at the taste, but at the price I had to pay for it. Stella Artois is NOT French Beer! It is a beer from Belgium. Although Claiming a history dating back to 1366, this Lueven beer first hit the shelves in 1926 as a Christmas drink. It has ...  Read the complete review

It’s time for my first venture into the world of consumer durables so here goes. I spent my Christmas with my good friend Stella Artois. Renowned for it’s sharp, dry taste Stella is one of the most famous of mainstream lagers. Where did it come from and where did it all start? Well, Stella comes from a town called Leuven in ...  Read the complete review

What can I say !? If your going to job make sure you do it right. And Stella is doing it right. When you taste Stella you're struck by how much of a difference there is compared to other lagers of it’s kind. If the landlord keeps it well then there should be a beautiful creamy head that sticks to the side of the glass all they ...  Read the complete review