Tango Tropical Cocktail

Newest Review: ... thirsty or he’s devised a way of running a car on Tropical Diet Tango. I simply paid for my goods, gave him a gormless smile ... more

... and left the shop. I realised I’d underestimated the weight of 100 cans of Tropical Diet Tango half way between the shop and my car. My legs started to quiver and I started to walk with an ungainly weave as my cargo took its toll. This merely confirmed the fears of the checkout lad in Farmfoods, as he looked on the verge of barricading the doors of the shop shut. Just a few more faltering steps to go and…… I dropped a good proportion of the cans on the ground. Several erupted in a fountain of sticky drink which coate...more

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Tango Tropical Cocktail: WHAT NO MANGO, TANGO? (869 words)
by - written on 25/09/06 (Very useful, 163 readings)
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So my quest to find the best canned drink continues and I find myself in a little known shop called Farmfoods. I originally entered the shop not with the intention of buying drink but to try and climb into one of the many chest freezers to escape the heat wave of last month. How long could I last before some poor soul complained their was someone nestled between the Oven chips and Garden peas? Just as I was about to make my move into chilly salvation the neatly arranged soft drinks caught my eye. Stacks and stacks of shiny cans just waiting to be bought and at a very reasonable price, just 25p each or 5 for £1, what a bargain. Amongst the display was the ... Read the complete review