DANGER DANGER! WARM TENNENTS (Tennent's Lager)

Member Name: AAA member

Product:	Tennent's Lager
Date:	20/03/03 (130 review reads)
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Advantages: ERM, I'M SURE THERE'S ONE, NO, IT'S GONE

Disadvantages: DANGEROUS WHEN WARM, LETHAL WHEN WARM, SICKENING WHEN WARM

As an AAA member i was very dissapointed with the overall taste of this beverage. It took me about 8 carryout and about 87 cans of the beverage before i thought to myself "Actually, that can tasted...OK". It has to be said, if you let your Tennents ferment in an ice cold place such as your freezer for about 3 weeks it tastes OK when you eventually get round to drinking it on one of those weekends you are skint, and you are searching for any cans that have some beer left from last months party. However Tennents must never be consumed in a warm state. THIS IS A WARNING AS IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVED (by the AAA one drunken night) WARM TENNENTS IS POTENTIALLY LETHAL AND CAN HARM YOUR HEALTH! SO JUST SAY NO!

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