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DANGER DANGER! WARM TENNENTS -  Tennent's Lager Drink
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DANGER DANGER! WARM TENNENTS (Tennent's Lager)

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Tennent's Lager

Date: 20/03/03 (130 review reads)
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Advantages: ERM, I'M SURE THERE'S ONE, NO, IT'S GONE

Disadvantages: DANGEROUS WHEN WARM, LETHAL WHEN WARM, SICKENING WHEN WARM

As an AAA member i was very dissapointed with the overall taste of this beverage. It took me about 8 carryout and about 87 cans of the beverage before i thought to myself "Actually, that can tasted...OK". It has to be said, if you let your Tennents ferment in an ice cold place such as your freezer for about 3 weeks it tastes OK when you eventually get round to drinking it on one of those weekends you are skint, and you are searching for any cans that have some beer left from last months party. However Tennents must never be consumed in a warm state. THIS IS A WARNING AS IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVED (by the AAA one drunken night) WARM TENNENTS IS POTENTIALLY LETHAL AND CAN HARM YOUR HEALTH! SO JUST SAY NO!

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Last comments:
Jakeball

- 20/03/03

Yes, your right. But at 8 tennents for a fiver who can complain? Also, as a fully fledged jakeball, you should know to always keep your Tennents in the fridge!!!
Fishbulb

- 20/03/03

Again, sorry for the rating, yet you make no useful consumer-based mention of your opinion of the product - all beer tastes bad warm!

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- 20/03/03

I am a fellow member of the AAA and have experienced the unpleasurable taste of tennats. It is true that this beer should not be consumed when it is warm as it can be very dangerous. As an alcy i would drink this beer anyway if the only other option was to sit sober on a friday night. remember DANGER DANGER WARM TENNANTS!!!...DO NOT TOUCH...DO NOT DRINK!!!!
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