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Ann Summers Sizzling Body Candy
by 1st2thebar
In memory of Annice Goodwin (1941 - 2012) who was known as Ann Summers.
I'll have a go at anything so long it isn't illegal or cause skin irritations, for me, it is a case of trial or error when it comes to trying out new products - generally, I stay away from dairy-products when it comes to bedroom antics due to having an ... immediate reaction back in the early 'noughties'.
Candy Fizzlers which are available in Ann Summers retail outlets across the UK - 3 GBP for two sachets.
Initially I opted for the Candy Fizzlers when I purchased a Strawberry lube partly because both products taste of strawberry - except for one, the lube was an imitation of synthetic fraise artificialness. So, I and my partner opted out of the Candy Fizzlers that night, because we assumed the product would taste the same - and neither of us could stomach it on that occasion. 'Once bitten, twice shy - I'm that kind of guy'. I'm also rather nervous when it comes to edibles anyhow especially if the product isn't available in Tesco or been experimented with by a 'Master-Chef' contestant - who use seductive language in expressing their culinary delights, you would of thought the name: 'Sizzling Body Candy' should be a dessert in it's own right - up there with the traditional 'Spotted Dick'.
The sachet is slightly perforated at the edge for easy access. Inside are sizeable crystals, bigger than expected - they look not dissimilar to a successful chemistry experiment - apart from the fact they're candy and have an aromatic scent of sweet strawberries. Scent isn't always a good indication of what these sorts of products taste like - especially if they're deemed erotic. Not that the crystals portray eroticism at all - but maybe I lost the gist of what the manufacture had in mind. They're far more experienced than I am when it comes to erotic products, having been at it since 1970. Naturally, my sweet-tooth got the better of me having got a waft of the sweet strawberry packaging - so I made a promise to my better-half she needn't try the naughty Candy Fizzlers and I was happy to be the guinea pig - purely on the grounds of my own inquisitiveness stroke kinkiness. I opened the sachet and shook out the contents on her cupped wet cleavage the smooth candy crystals immediately started popping, the fizzing made her squeal with delight, hardly a erotic moan. When I licked off the crystal particles my mouth was greeted with popping candy followed by a strong nostalgic taste of strawberry dancing on my taste-buds. My agreeable sounds prompted my girlfriend to join me.
We soon opened the second sachet - as we're both of a similar age, we both recognised our child-hood taste of strawberry, the same type that got us frequenting the sweet-shop after school. I doubt the product was designed for a nostalgic peruse down memory lane - hence, why the product is for a youthful market rather than for our age group? Notably it prompted a sporadic discussion neither of us expected. Profoundly not erotic, but nevertheless worth experiencing - Yes, the popping sensation prompted impish behaviour, it transported us back to our childhoods' - via 'tingle and taste'. Not exactly a place to venture while engaging into foreplay - on that premise, I prefer the 'Sizzling Body Candy' on a strawberries and cream dessert, other than on our erogenous zones - A definite 'no-go' down below.
A curtain drawer when it comes to eroticism, we both had to shower due to the stickiness - afraid of getting the sticky residue all over the sheets. Extensive product research is required here for it to be labelled erotic, Jackie Gold? Not recommended as a sensual sex aid.
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Bride To Be Flashing Sash
by bettyboop2002
I recently purchased one of these on Amazon for £2.75 including delivery. These sashes vary in price and colour. I saw white, purple, black, red and the pink which I chose for 2 reasons. Firstly, it's girly and would stand out as it's winter and many of us were wearing dark clothing and secondly, the writing on the other sashes didn't ... seem to stand out as much as the dark pink writing did on the light pink sash.
The sash is a pale pink satin material with darker pink writing which says 'Bride To Be'. There are little L.E.D lights dotted around the letters to flash.
When the items I had ordered were delivered from Amazon I left them all in their packaging to keep them neat and tidy and put them in a suitcase so wheel on the train to London (there was a lot of stuff for 14 people).
When the hen night arrived I handed out the sashes and we put this one on the bride to be. The end of the sash holds a little battery like a watch battery encased in plastic with a switch to turn on your flashing lights. First we had to peel some plastic wrapping off the switch and when we switched the light on......nothing!
Really disappointed, I could have got the sash anywhere but ordered online as I especially wanted a flashing one in this colour. I now regret not testing it myself as soon as it was delivered instead of being disappointed on the night.
Flashing lights aside....the sash still looked good and there wasn't much we could do about it.
The next problem was the length of the sash, it was constantly falling down and ending up either around her waist or on the floor. There was little we could do about it at the time but for the evening we used a hair grip to tighten the end of it which seemed to solve the problem. It isn't really a negative that the sash was so long, this means it would be suitable for all shapes and sizes but it's just something to remember if you're buying one. If the bride to be isn't that big you will need some kind of pin or grip to tighten the end of it.
Overall the sash looked good, we all had the same sashes minus flashing lights and they were comfortable to wear as they were fabric, some others I have worn in the past have been more like paper than a soft fabric and they can be uncomfortable especially if you're wearing something with small or no straps.
The lack of flashing lights was all forgotten about within a couple of sips of wine so we didn't mind but if you really want your bride to be to be a flasher make sure you test the lights!
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Ann Summers Choc-O-Dicks
by VampirePrincess
I do love Ann Summers so last Friday I had an Ann Summers at home party. I've been to a few in the past so I thought why not? With these parties you get to play fun games where you can win prizes!
Ann Summers - Choc-o-Dicks:
'There are five thick chocolate willies in this 50g box, all deliciously filled with ... melt-in-the-mouth goodness. They're naughty and fun, perfect for adult parties, hen nights and stag dos'
- www.annsummers.com
My Findings:
After playing a game of dirty charades, I was the one to guess the most correct so I got to pick a prize from the goodie bag! So I dipped my hand in and out popped some chocolate man parts! I do love chocolate so I guess I thought these would certainly be interesting to try.
I will say they are not the most attractive chocolates out there; however it was chocolate so I was certainly going to eat one. Trying one for the first time, I'm guessing I should have known better. The only way I can describe them is like the cheap tasting chocolate you get in some Christmas advent calendars.
So for me a thumbs down in my books, even for chocolate. Each chocolate is a couple of bites worth, not that you would want to each all five of them. They were sweet, rather sickly but certainly not morish at all.
The chocolate on the hold is not something I would purchase now knowing just what they taste like. Pushing to eat a second one I found it way to sickly, so no I do not recommend these chocolate at all. Also I think the packaging for Ann Summers is on the plan side, in a dirty yellow coloured box. This could have been worked on a little more.
Nutritional Information:
Per chocolate
55.5g - Calories
Trace - Protein
5.53g - Carbohydrates
3.28g - Fat
Allergy Advice:
The product contains milk and soya, also produced in a factory that handles nuts.
Price and Availability:
These will set you back £3.00 a box for the quality I personally feel that is over priced. If you wanted some chocolate todgers well your better off purchasing a willy mould, melting some decent chocolate and making them yourself.
Overall:
This was a massive chocolate let down from a novelty item, I wouldn't recommend them to anyone. They taste sickly and cheap, save the £3.00 and get some better chocolate!
One star out of five as they did look funny!
Thank you for reading my review.
Additional Information:
www.annsummers.com/p/chocolate-willies/08cfccas1043037
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