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This review is for a water pistol in the shape of a willy... it came into my hands on a night out and I held onto it just for a laugh, although I was surprised how good it is as a water pistol, as well as being a novelty item.
--- Water Pistol ---
As a water pistol, it is not too bad. The water is stored in the balls, and the water comes out of, well you know. There is a small plastic lever in the usual place (usual place for a water pistol / gun... as far as I know penis' don't usually have a lever coming out of them to control them) which is a bit flimsy but has survived being thrown around so I guess stronger than it looks.
As for capacity, it can hold a fair amount, but depending on how much you use it you'll probably be filling it up every few minutes as it can spray quite a lot in each go. Leading onto the spray, it is quite accurate, can go a considerable distance (around 10 meters) and gave out quite a lot of water in each spray.
--- Shape / Design ---
Well, as the title implies, it is a penis. It is reasonably detailed with all the usual features, much better than the cheap ones you can buy. It's easy to hold... being a guy it feels so wrong saying these things, I think I'm going to cut this short and skip to the conclusion!
--- Overall ---
As a water pistol it is good quality and does what you'd expect for a compact water pistol. One thing to note is that the hole which you fill it up from is quite small (well I guess normal for such a small water pistol) but also the cap which stops the water coming out also got lost quite early on. Although this wasn't really a problem and water didn't really come out as the hole is close to the top anyway, it was still a bit annoying and could do with something to stop you from losing the cap when refilling it.
--- Extra ---
Just as some extra fun, if like many people you don't want to keep it at the end of a night, pour a bit of mayo into it, then spray it slightly and leave it on the table in the club (assuming you have bought it for a night out and not for a kids birthday party!) to give the cleaners something to laugh at!
About a month ago, I attended a friends hen night. As all the girls gathered, we were all issued with the usual array of novelty items - sashes, shot glass necklaces, penis lollipops etc. One of the items we were all issued with was penis water pistols.
Approximately 10 inches long' with a straight shaft, bulbous bell end and a saggy old ball sack to act as a handle' there is no getting away from the fact that this thing is quite ugly and tacky. However given that this was a hen night rather than, say, attending a garden party at Buckingham Palace' the tackiness was suitable for the occasion. It's quite a detailed design, with the testes wrinkly and just that bit shrivelled looking, and a few well placed veins on the shaft.
It seems quite cheaply made - the small plastic trigger is very flimsy, and feels like it could be pulled out and broken very easily. There were also a few rough edges in the plastic. Then again, I suppose this isn't the kind of item one usually hangs on to after the event really, and for one night of squirting, it does the job. It's fairly easy to fill from a tap via a small capped opening, though it doesn't seem to hold too much water . It doesn't really fire with much force or in large amounts either.
It's quite fun initially, firing it off and making lewd comments as you do so, but due to it's small capacity and the need to keep refilling it constantly, I don't think it's really the best of hen night novelties, especially given that we were out on a busy Saturday night and a trip to refill it would involve waiting in line to get through the door of the loos. It just seems like it takes too much effort to keep the novelty going, and after refilling it once or twice we all got rather bored of filling them up and just used them whilst posing for photos .
I didn't pay for my pistol as it was provided by the maid of honour, however a quick glance online shows a wide variety of stockists, with prices averaging out at about £3.99. Personally, I think that may be a little steep for something cheaply made that will only really be used on the one night , and I certainly don't see any situation where I'll be wanting to buy one in future.
Overall, 3 stars - it is what it is, nothing more.
This brilliant willy water pistol is realistically shaped and perfect for all those kinky cowgirls out there. Fill it up with water and squirt your unsuspecting party guests! Giggles guaranteed.