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Rude Food Candy Nipple Tassels

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Brand: Rude Food / Type: Food

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      09.02.2012 10:30
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      A sexy take on the Candy Necklace

      Despite the fact that Mark and I have been together for almost seventeen years we still have a brilliant sex life; this is partly down to the fact that we regularly surprise each other with sexy little pressies. I bought these brilliant nipple tassels as a part joke actually after Mark stole a bag of our daughters candy necklaces, professing to love them 'more than anything'. It was fate when I spotted the tassels in a local shop a few days later, I quite fancied proving to him that there were things he'd definitely love more...

      I, ahem, didn't get chance to measure the tassels but the actual nipple covers are quite large and in my opinion would cover most nipple sizes - although the shaping isn't too pronounced so if your nipples stick out like cigar butts you may have trouble keeping them in place. I had this issue after, well, not long actually; as soon as I was aroused my nipples (as usual) went as hard as bullets, I could feel the adhesive pads starting to strain against the extra pressure until I was certain they were going to fly off. They didn't thank god as that would have spoiled the fun that was to follow, and believe me when I say plenty of fun was had that night!

      They're real sweets, although afterwards Mark tells me he hardly tasted them - my boobs are plenty big enough to allow me to have a taste of one of the tassels and I can confirm they are the same sugary, tasteless sweets as you find on the more kiddie oriented necklaces. He definitely enjoyed the show of me nibbling my own nipple tassels, his appreciation becoming increasingly (and very visibly) apparent as I made a big deal of eating these (pretty revolting actually!) sweeties! Each tassel has three strands, each strand holding around twenty sweets - the act of Mark biting into a sweet meant we were automatically in very close proximity, which obviously led to forgetting all about the tassels and getting down to business several times...

      The adhesive pads lasted well, too well actually as when Mark decided he'd had enough of my nipples being covered we couldn't rip them off as sexily as we were hoping - eventually having to use a spot of handily placed baby oil to remove the nipple covers. The areas where the adhesive pads had been left my skin a little sore, although to be honest by that point I was past caring! When I came to clean the bedroom up the following day the pads were sticky enough that I could have reattached them - but by then there were hardly any sweeties left on the tassels so it didn't seem worth the bother.

      The strands of sweets gave the tassels a sexy sway as I walked, or otherwise (ahem) 'moved' - the weight meaning I could get a good swing going to emphasise my boobs, an effect that literally had Mark just about ready to blow his top. All the sweets are edible, although the layer attached to the nipple cover itself were hard to remove - to be honest, by the time your partner has munched his way along the strands his sweet tooth will be the last thing on his mind. Or should be, if you're doing it right!

      For a fiver these are a brilliant bedtime accessory, and a purchase I will definitely be making again. It sounds bizarre as these are such a simple item, but the fun factor really added another dimension to our 'session' - Mark's surprise when I walked in wearing a sexy version of his favourite sweets was amazing; a reaction that made me feel sexy, appreciated and a little bit naughty.

      Highly recommended by chrisandmark (more so by Mark!).

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