a girl's best friend (Gossard Bras)

Member Name: pussycat

Product:	Gossard Bras
Date:	22/11/00 (302 review reads)
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Advantages: outstanding cleavage

Disadvantages: that disappears when you take the bra off

I shall start, in my own inimicable fashion, with an anecdote which has a laugh at, you've guessed it, me!

I was at a rather tedious research colloquim in the summer and had sat through a day an a half of boring "group hug" sharing of research strengths, weaknesses, strategies etc. You know, the sort of thing where you are invited to share your greatest personal weaknesses with a room full of strangers and, even worse, a selection of your colleagues. So I had confided how I fiddle with my pen or my hair when I'm nervous and how I get so het-up before giving a conference paper that I usually throw up in the Ladies and we were now moving on to the serious business of what we thought our strengths were.

We were having a rather "fun" ice-breaker about our most amusing conference moment which, to be honest, was no fun so I stopped listening and started sketching the man sitting opposite me on my note pad (I mean I sketched him on my note pad, of course, not that he was sitting on it). Anyway, to get to the heart of my anecdote, it was soon my turn to speak but I had totally forgotten what we were talking about. A friendly colleague sitting next to me whispered that we were supposed to be confessing what item had had the most significant impact on our lives so I said truimphantly "The Gossard Ultrabra"

There was a stunned silence and the colloquim facilitator pointed out gently that he had meant the most significant impact on our working lives!!!

Nevertheless, I still stick to my point that it is the Ultrabra.

My Ultrabra gets men to mend photocopiers for me and agree to trade seminars with me if I need to take the day off. I am, in reality, a embryonic feminist who believes that I should be treated equally for my academic ability but who is enough of a realist to appreciate that my colleagues do favours for me becuase I have stunning boobs!!

The disadvantage of making this comment was that the predominantly male
population of the colloquim spent the remainder of the week staring surreptitiously at my boobs but I did get bought ever such a lot of drinks in the evening.

Anyway, back to the plot - the Ultrabra - what can I say?

More comfortable than its near neighbour, the Wonderbra, probably due to the thicker but oh so lacy straps, this marvellous piece of innovation guarantees a cleavage to die to that looks equally impressive under a tee-shirt or adding a feminine touch to a conventional business suit.

There is a reasonable variety of styles and colours available although the size range is rather limited - I suppose the rationale being that once you get to a certain size, cleavage enhancement is not particularly necessary (can't say I agree but you can see the logic). I particularly like the lacy ones but these tend to show through too much under tight tops but there is a seamfree range which deals nicely with this problem. The main problem is finding a shop that stocks the full range of styles but this can be circumvented by checking out the website where the full range is available at shop prices (sometimes with extra discount) and free delivery.

To sum this up - plift and comfort - what more could a girl want (OK - boobs that look like that with no bra on!!!)

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