Mars Reviews

Its an ice cream! I have just got back from the shops all hot and tired. I know I have some ice creams in the freezer let me go and get one see if I can cool down. I find a mars dark and golden ice cream bar mmmmm. I open the wrapping put the chocolate covered ice cream into my mouth and bite. It is cold the ...  Read the complete review

We have a free canteen at work, and last week they were feeling kind for once and gave us ice cream for pudding. We get this quite a bit, but it’s usually more of the skanky-5-year-old-tubs or tiny-little-ice-pops variety. This time was different though. This time we got quality stuff. The freezers were full of bars - Mars, Milky Way, Twix, ...  Read the complete review

"A Mars A Day Helps You Work Rest and Play," now that's a phrase that I am more than happy to remind myself of as I'm stuffing a Mars Bar into my mouth. The new advertising jingle for Mars Bar, "Pleasure You Can't Measure," doesn't quite tempt me so much - whilst I agree with the phrase it doesn't stop me ...  Read the complete review

~ ~ A sweetie that is actually older than the ‘mad cabbie’!!! That’s ‘Mars Bars’, that have been around since they were first introduced to the market way back in 1932, even before the mad cabbie was even a twinkle in his daddy’s eye. They’ve got a new advertising slogan these days that reads, ...  Read the complete review

...but I'm on a diet, you see. Which means that most of my waking hours are spent mentally caressing, licking, sucking, savouring and noisily appreciating that great diet taboo, chocolate. And when I dream of chocolate, I always dream of Mars, the gooiest, sweetest, softest, biggest, best chocolate bar of them all. A Mars straight ...  Read the complete review

Didn't you like your Mars bars the way that they have been since the last 70 years. Why one earth have they given them a makeover. The reason to make them more suitable and popular with women. Well at least the new slogan "pleasure you can't measure" might appeal to women but in a different sort of way and ...  Read the complete review

It's a chore, but it has to be done. You can't review a food product unless you've tasted it, and you can't earn a "very helpful" unless you know the product inside out. This is why, kiddiewinkies, I sit here at my laptop tonight, taking a break from revision and reading the papers in the JCR (I'm a G2 kinda ...  Read the complete review

Ah well, seeing as though I proposed this to be added to the product listings I had better write a review on it, hadn’t I? We all know Snickers (or Marathon as it was for those of you old enough to remember!) as being a nutty, gooey, chocolate bar which filled a gap bigger than the one in Watford. Many a time I have ate of one of ...  Read the complete review